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Santa and the Red-headed Stepchild

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Santa and the Red-headed Stepchild

Hey fat man
 in the little red suit
All those little girls 
think your so cute
But ive known the truth now
 since i was over three
And caught you kissing Mommy 
under our  christmas tree
I heard whispers and moans 
and little passionate sighs
Ya i saw that twinkle
 in your bloodshot eyes
I crept over to your bag
 and peeked right in,
I saw twenty bags of cookies
And a bottle of gin
Your were gettin busy with mom
Goin all ho ho ho
Then i saw my name 
On a lump of coal
No little red wagon
No G.I. Joe
I screamed, "thats it fat boy"
"you gotta go"
He got dressed fast 
So lively and quick
But first i swatted his ass 
With a red-hot poker stick
Up high he jumped 
And went screaming into the night
I said, " and dont come back"
"until you get it right"

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  1. Date: 12/21/2012 10:05:00 PM

    Carl, stopping by with my warmest thoughts~ my best wishes go out to you and your family. Have yourself a Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year* Always & Forever ;-) PD

  1. Date: 12/21/2012 6:52:00 AM

    Lol, that's what he gets for not bringing good toys. Little kids can be naughty when it comes to their toys. So watch out, Santa. Don't want to give them ideas. Enjoyed, Carl.

  1. Date: 12/20/2012 3:54:00 PM

    Priceless!! I love this Carl, what a fun read it was! Great job :)

  1. Date: 12/20/2012 3:30:00 PM

    Hello Carl, a heavy poem feeling to read ... enjoyed..pd

  1. Date: 12/19/2012 7:33:00 PM

    Ha,ha,ha...Another fine write. :o)

  1. Date: 12/19/2012 4:54:00 PM

    this is hilarious, carl. Gosh, I love that title too. SEems it was not his real daughter. hahaha. good one.

  1. Date: 12/19/2012 8:24:00 AM

    this is an exceptional poem Carl, love the story line, and the flow.. awesome, really like this...

  1. Date: 12/18/2012 5:14:00 AM

    Carl oh the pain when dreams and illusions are shattered, at least you left your mark....David