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Mr Neanderthal Man

HEY! HEY! Mr. Neanderthal Man Where did you get those looks? Hey pretty boy! Seen pictures of you In my Ancient History books WOW! WOW! What a great physique Unmatched in these here parts Should enter a Mr. Universe Contest In a new category set apart BAD! BAD! Didn't mean to offend you You do have redeeming factors Lighting a fire rubbing sticks together And avoiding nuclear disasters HEY! HEY! Mr. Neanderthal Man Have you been living under a rock Or are you much like us guys today With faults like the rest of the flock? © Jack Ellison 2012

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  1. Date: 12/16/2012 11:27:00 PM

    This is a fun one, I think I have seen him around these here parts.

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 12/17/2012 4:49:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Really??? Must travel a lot coz he's been spotted all over de place!
  1. Date: 12/16/2012 12:12:00 PM

    Seen a few of these guys in my time... LOL...

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 12/16/2012 5:21:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    LOL Every town has 'em! Love, Jack xxx
  1. Date: 12/16/2012 4:49:00 AM

    Got a chuckle..Some men are still Neanderthal..They are caught up in a time warp..Sara

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 12/16/2012 4:52:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    You've got that right dear Sara! LOL Merry Christmas! Jack xox