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twelve days of Christmas

On the twelfth day of Christmas 
My ex she gave to me
Twelve migraine headaches
Eleven bags of my clothes
Ten pics of her new guy
Nine nasty messages
Eight early morning phone calls
Seven stupid emails
Six  sarcastic compliments
Five ---lawyer ---bills
Four flattened tires
Three kids to feed
Two trips to court
And a divorce to finally free me

Carl Fraser

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  1. Date: 12/18/2012 5:20:00 AM
    It sure has a ring of truth about it... lol Enjoyed this one :-) X, Su

  1. Date: 12/16/2012 11:23:00 PM
    Lol, oh it's too funny! I am glad for you, Carl. You certainly don't need those :) Enjoyed.

  1. Date: 12/16/2012 9:50:00 PM
    Hola Carl, hope you found a way to enter this poem in my contest... if you see that the title has changed...please enter it in my latest contest...thank you..PD

  1. Date: 12/16/2012 10:26:00 AM
    LOVE YOURS. I hope to think of a creative way to do this one too!!

  1. Date: 12/16/2012 5:48:00 AM
    dear Carl,, i enjoyed your great sense of humor ..and wishing you all the best..may your days be merry and jolly <3 SK

  1. Date: 12/16/2012 5:16:00 AM
    It had been a sad "before" Christmas gift, Carl. - Happy that it was only fantasy. - Have a nice Sunday, wish you and your family a peaceful Christmas. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)

  1. Date: 12/16/2012 4:40:00 AM
    I hope not true..If it isn't true, it could be funny..If it is true, I am glad that you have a sense of humor about the situation..Sad that children are in the middle..I hope that all works out for the children's sake..Sara

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    Date: 12/16/2012 4:49:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Just made up Sara, tried to enter P.d.s contest but it wont go for some reason , probably being computer illiterate is a big one,lol thanks for readin though, Carl