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Debbie Guzzi

Date: 12/15/2012 6:17:00 PM

Man I wish I had a scone and some clotted butter with this assam! ;)Congrad's on your win Light & Love

Joe Maverick

Date: 12/15/2012 11:04:00 AM

Yes it is only fiction David; but so's the 'Real thing.." L O L)) I mean santa the Elves etc.." The other guys the real Deal..)) 'anyway enjoyed today))))) 'congrats on the win.." yours Joe.

Leonora Galinta

Date: 12/15/2012 7:41:00 AM

Brilliant idea my dear friend David! You're so creative! I'm extremely delighted reading your Christmas poem/story ;)). Thank you so much for sharing and my warmth congratulations on your awesome win! Advance merry, merry Christmas to you and your love ones! love/hugs, Leonora

Leonora Galinta Date: 12/15/2012 9:12:00 AM

Ops! Double big congratulations on this awesome winning entry!

Terry O'Leary

Date: 12/15/2012 6:19:00 AM

So sad (except for the turkey, of course)... on the other hand, some of the stores must have had sales up... Terry (Congrats on you win, David!)

Joseph May

Date: 12/15/2012 5:55:00 AM

...congrats on your win David....

John Posey

Date: 12/15/2012 5:41:00 AM

Congrats on your win... Clevery crafted and well penned..... Merry Christmas.... Jake

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

Date: 12/15/2012 4:33:00 AM

Congratulations on your winning spot this time David lol xx xx

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

Date: 12/15/2012 4:10:00 AM

Congratulations on your HM David my friend xx

Yanny Widjanarko

Date: 12/15/2012 12:36:00 AM

This is a great other side of Christmas story, really creative of you congrats on your big win. Wishing you a great Christmas holiday :)

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/15/2012 12:17:00 AM

hi, david. good to see you on another winners list. congratulations. How are things going? Is your wife feeling better?

olusegun Arowolo

Date: 12/14/2012 11:02:00 PM

Wonderful piece and very amusing write,David...Congrats on your super win in this contest...

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 12/14/2012 8:40:00 PM

David, Congratulations with your lovely deep win enjoyed the imagery. Goodnight :-) LINDA

Poet Destroyer A Date: 12/14/2012 8:46:00 PM

wow...many of my contest winners used the same poem in other contest... crazy...

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 12/14/2012 8:21:00 PM

David, Congratulations with your awesome win~ feeling the joy of somewhat :-)~PD

Nathan A.

Date: 12/14/2012 8:12:00 PM

Nice :-) win

Seren Roberts

Date: 12/14/2012 7:28:00 PM

I am laughing still David congratulations....Seren

Sandy Ivy D

Date: 12/14/2012 6:39:00 PM

thank you' Sandy

Cynthia Alvez

Date: 12/11/2012 10:50:00 AM

I am laughing still! Great poem...Great imagination! Hope you will read my "The Day Before The Night Before Christmas"...lol! Cynthia

Becca Lucas

Date: 12/9/2012 9:32:00 PM

OH whew I was glad it's only fiction!! This was a very convincing write!! I loved it :)

bl devnath

Date: 12/9/2012 10:49:00 AM

Really it's a fiction. Settlement in confusion, I feel. Wonderfully done. Loved always, bl

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

Date: 12/9/2012 10:29:00 AM

ha loved this one fist time I saw it David and still do lol xx

HOLLY MOORE

Date: 12/9/2012 9:15:00 AM

You are such a great story teller through your poetry. Another great one!...Hugs..Holly (I see a pin head, maybe)

Debbie Guzzi

Date: 12/9/2012 8:02:00 AM

Hard time of the year for alot of folks..BIG HUGS!!! Light & Love

Arild Andresen Ertsland

Date: 12/9/2012 7:17:00 AM

Lol:-) This is suck a lovely write my friend.One that brings a wide smile to my face:) You know,I wish Santa himself went on strike to..he`s too fat for my chimney!:-)

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 12/8/2012 8:02:00 PM

soup mail

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 12/8/2012 7:51:00 PM

David, lol.... love this...thank you for the hi... always~ TEX

Linda-Marie SweetHeart

Date: 12/8/2012 4:34:00 PM

what a dynamic tale .. it could happen luv ..today's world is a surprise a minute .. good luck if entered in contest .. u r a great story teller David luv..

Russell Sivey

Date: 12/8/2012 12:06:00 PM

I agree with Owen, I had already sent my Christmas list to Santa and I would be greatly disappointed if Christmas was canceled! This is a very clever little write my friend! I enjoyed this poem greatly David, very much indeed! Thank you for sharing this fun loving piece, Great Work!!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/8/2012 12:00:00 PM

funny that you put it was only fiction on the bottom. NICE finishing touch. I loved the part when Santa said, how rude about Rudolph sticking out his tongue. I keep hearing Lapland being used. I guess that is a European thing. I've always just said the NOrth pole. Good 'un, my friend.

Owen Yeates

Date: 12/8/2012 11:54:00 AM

Hi David had me worried there for a minute, just sent my christmas list registered post, bit late I know but hglad this is not true lol, excellent write as always my friend, have a good weekend, all the best Owen

Toquyen Harrell

Date: 12/8/2012 7:22:00 AM

Glad it's only fiction, David. Sure don't want Christmas cancelled. Funny imagination :)

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