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Poor Peter

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Poor Peter

Poor little Peter
Liked pulling his pork
His tiny member
Was small like a cork

He kept on pulling
In hopes it would swell
He whacked it so much
It rang like a bell

Nothing he would do
Would increase it's size
In fact it was shrinking
Before his very eyes

He needed some help
To the doctor he went
Sure now it's bigger
But it's so badly bent




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  1. Date: 12/16/2012 9:02:00 PM
    soup mail

  1. Date: 12/8/2012 11:19:00 AM
    Hmmm... witch doctor did he go to... Terry

    Lamoureux Avatar Richard Lamoureux
    Date: 12/8/2012 12:50:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Dr. Flipen Von Harder From the Big Balzen Institute in Stutgard. Would you like a refferral???
  1. Date: 12/7/2012 2:26:00 PM
    Loved it! Now that's a masculine poem for sure. Should be a big hit in coastal SC, where they love pulled pork and shag parties. Cheers, Roy

    Lamoureux Avatar Richard Lamoureux
    Date: 12/7/2012 6:19:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Aman with a sense of humor! thanks for commenting.
  1. Date: 12/7/2012 7:11:00 AM
    gosh!! loved it ....Great write.....Mehnaz

    Lamoureux Avatar Richard Lamoureux
    Date: 12/7/2012 7:43:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thanks Mehnaz
  1. Date: 12/6/2012 7:38:00 PM
    hehehehe....you and Jack should do a collab!...That could spell Trouble LOL - Shaz

    Lamoureux Avatar Richard Lamoureux
    Date: 12/7/2012 12:23:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    That could be fun, we will have to think about something.
  1. Date: 12/6/2012 5:56:00 PM
    :-)

    Lamoureux Avatar Richard Lamoureux
    Date: 12/7/2012 12:24:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thanks for the smile John.
  1. Date: 12/6/2012 4:58:00 PM
    Soooo funny....LOL

    Lamoureux Avatar Richard Lamoureux
    Date: 12/6/2012 5:24:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    I love a woman with a sense of humor. Have a nice evening
  1. Date: 12/6/2012 3:00:00 PM
    I hereby annoint you Comedy King for Thursday, December 6th! Wear the crown with joy and compassion... you done good! LOL!!! (love shocking little old ladies!)

    Lamoureux Avatar Richard Lamoureux
    Date: 12/6/2012 3:26:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thanks Jack, I was a little concearned about posting this one and then I thought about some of yours. As for little old ladies I think poets tend to be young at heart and much more open than we may think. All in good fun!
  1. Date: 12/6/2012 2:16:00 PM
    LOL....poor Peter indeed! Thanks for putting a smile on my face! Hugs

    Lamoureux Avatar Richard Lamoureux
    Date: 12/6/2012 2:20:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    I don't know why this one came to me but I couldn't resist putting on the page.