Her bumps in front are plain to see
You should be ashamed for thinking rude
You have no idea what I'm referring to, do you
Bet you thought I was talking about boobs!
I assume most people would think the same
Guess I was hasty and a little bit tough
Strange how people react to certain words
They're jaded and overrun with this stuff!
Well there's a real innocent explanation
That'll make you smile with delight
Her bumps in front are on her Lexus coupe
Ran into an old lady on a bike!
© Jack Ellison 2012