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Bumps In Front

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Bumps In Front

Her bumps in front are plain to see You should be ashamed for thinking rude You have no idea what I'm referring to, do you Bet you thought I was talking about boobs! I assume most people would think the same Guess I was hasty and a little bit tough Strange how people react to certain words They're jaded and overrun with this stuff! Well there's a real innocent explanation That'll make you smile with delight Her bumps in front are on her Lexus coupe Ran into an old lady on a bike! © Jack Ellison 2012

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  1. Date: 12/5/2012 3:27:00 PM
    An old Lady on a bike?... Not a golf cart?... LOL... Susan Byrd is still here writting poems... Go See. Wrote a new poem...'The night before Christmas'.

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 12/6/2012 7:29:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    LOL "Golf cart" doesn't rhyme with "delight" Love ya! Hugs, The Jacker
  1. Date: 12/4/2012 5:49:00 PM
    Jack... ha ha ... love the smile..thank you for sharing..PD

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 12/4/2012 6:09:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Keep smiling and stay happy my dear friend! Love Jack
  1. Date: 12/4/2012 2:25:00 PM
    I think I prefer the bumps I was imagining!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 12/4/2012 2:35:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Most men would! LOL Cheers from the East, Jackers!
  1. Date: 12/4/2012 7:36:00 AM
    Your killen me here!! LOL

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 12/4/2012 8:02:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Happy to provide the morning chuckle my friend! Have a great smily day!