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Quote Left"A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, 'You're crazy' The man says, 'I want a second opinion!' 'Okay, you're ugly too!'"Quote Right

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the PTDBB

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the PTDBB

when did the 
douchebag get his own
beard?
when did the pencil-thin
maintenance of the facial
hair of a male
become something 
with which 
we walked with our heads
held high?---
first time i saw this
idiot stripe 
wrapping round the
larded jowls of a man
was when that fat bastard from
smash mouth
came hopping around
“singing” about being a
“rock star”---
but the douchebag style has
continued &
one wonders where it came 
from?
one wonders what women
actually get off when they
see a guy standing in front of
the mirror 
preening himself,
snipping all the little hairs away,
buzzing & shaving,
doing his best to leave that
little line to trace whatever
he thinks is a 
jawbone---
pity the fool who parades around
with a pencil-thin douchebag
beard---
pity
pity
pity
the
****.

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