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Santa RULES 2012 Drone Attack Iminnent

Oh winter has come today
and Ole Santa has greased up his sleigh
he no buffoon so he's packed a stuffed loon
and long john with a dreidel bouquet.

He not going to Canada cause
Chris A. writ a sourpuss clause
banning Santa's banter, his reindeers canter
and demeaning Ole Santa because????

Well, Santa is sweet and he's good
he knows he's made up and Chris should!
But apparently Chris A. has Claus envy they say
or perhaps it's what's under Santa's hood?

Oh winter has come today
and the ding dongs are out to play
so watch out Chris A., leave Santa alone!
if you must pick a fight, watch out for drones!! 

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  1. Date: 11/29/2012 1:59:00 PM

    Oh oh-- see what he has to say about this funny poem. love phyl

  1. Date: 11/29/2012 12:38:00 AM

    So funny!

  1. Date: 11/29/2012 12:35:00 AM

    Aye! I have to watch out for the mindless drone-sheep! *Baa-baa!* Doobie, I didn't take you for a defender of Satan Mass-consumer Claws....I learn something new every day. A very fun, entertaining poem!

  1. Date: 11/28/2012 11:40:00 PM

    hahaha, Good one for that Mr. Scrooch Chris!!!

  1. Date: 11/28/2012 7:28:00 PM

    So funny! Can't wait until Chris gets a look at this one! maybe I shall nudge him in this direction. love and hugs, Catie :) Soupmail

  1. Date: 11/28/2012 4:38:00 PM

    You are as nuts as he is lol Love it xx

  1. Date: 11/28/2012 2:29:00 PM

    Love it Debbie..... :) :) :) :) !!! - oxox // Anne-Lise :)

  1. Date: 11/28/2012 1:09:00 PM

    Hahahahaha....I can't wait to read what he has to say.Good one! :o)

  1. Date: 11/28/2012 12:17:00 PM

    ‡ I Love This Multi-Layered It Seems Wonderful Poem, Sweet Beautiful Amazing Debbie Guzzi! I Had A Somewhat Different Expectation When In Viewing Your Girfted Beauty's Poetic Title ? Pleasantly Surprised In Finding A More Light_Hearted Droneful Attack ? Yet I Also Sensed A Touch In Strengths Voice Being Exerted ? Chris A. Better Be Careful, Cuz We All Know That Santa Clause Is Coming To Town, LOL. 'Wonderful, And, Happy Holidays.' My Love, Always, Rachel *

  1. Date: 11/28/2012 11:46:00 AM

    LOL! Very nice, Deborah!! Chris will love this dedication! ...and Im sure he'll answer this poem! Hey, do you remember the "tagging game"? What about if we start one on Santa?

  1. Date: 11/28/2012 11:02:00 AM

    Debbie ha ha very clever, bet Chris loves it...David