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I Love To Sneeze

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I Love To Sneeze

Don't know about you but I love to sneeze
A good one will bring me down to my knees

Blasting my head right off of my neck
A feeling that makes me an absolute wreck

Shivering on down to my little ole toes
You certainly must know how that all goes

Feels so damn sexy I might hasten to add
A sensation that drives me totally mad

Sure rather sneeze than peel potatoes
Prefer sneezing to playing with Play-Doh

Nicer than poking a sharp stick in my eye
Not quite as painful as a dart in my thigh

Imagine your hoo-ha being caught in a vice
Can't be very pleasant, sure can't be nice

Wanna sneeze till I'm rolling on the floor
Gimme that feeling, want more, more, more

But don't tell my friends I beg of you please
Kinda embarrassed about loving to sneeze

© Jack Ellison 2012

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  1. Date: 12/6/2012 8:22:00 AM
    hello, loved it. now every time I sneeze, my daughter sings your lines.....love Mehnaz

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 12/6/2012 7:44:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    LOL Happy for you my friend! Thanks for dropping by with your comments... cheers, Jack
  1. Date: 11/28/2012 11:34:00 AM
    Ha ha ha, this one is so funny my friend, oh I so loved this wondrous write very much my friend! Jack you have tickled my funny bone completely and brought to me much humor! I loved this delightful and fabulous poem here this afternoon! What a fun piece, Great Work!!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/29/2012 5:11:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    WOW! What a great review of my silly poem, Russell! A great big thank you... glad you enjoyed my silliness! Best wishes, Jack
  1. Date: 11/28/2012 10:33:00 AM
    I see you've been drinking that joy juice again...Snicker... Haven't you...

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/29/2012 5:09:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    I do not partake of that evil stuff! LOL I get high enough on life without it! Love ya!
  1. Date: 11/28/2012 9:41:00 AM
    So...your snoz is pleased to sneeze...sounds like Dr. Seuss could go wild with this one! Please don't sneeze your head off-we need your chuckles every morning;)

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/29/2012 5:07:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Sure glad to see your name pop up again Susan... have missed you! Dr. Seuss and I go way back! LOL Big hugs and much love, Jack
  1. Date: 11/28/2012 9:17:00 AM
    Jack, I keep getting told off because I sneeze so loud...glass rings in the house he he he...David

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/28/2012 9:24:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    I've actually blown holes in walls with mine!!!
  1. Date: 11/28/2012 8:53:00 AM
    Threw my back out the other day when I sneezed - had heard that could happen, but it was a first for me. Did you ever do that? Thanks for the morning chuckle, John

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/28/2012 9:05:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    WOW! Whatta bummer! Heard that can happen... must try to avoid the real violent kind! Take care!
  1. Date: 11/28/2012 8:39:00 AM
    Your secret is safe with me. I dabbled in some humor myself this morning.

    Lamoureux Avatar Richard Lamoureux
    Date: 11/28/2012 9:00:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    You to Jack!
    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/28/2012 8:46:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    I will mosey on over and check it out, Mr. West Coast Richard! Have a happy sunshiny day!
  1. Date: 11/28/2012 7:31:00 AM
    hi Jack another clever not to be sneezed at work brilliant, all the best Owen

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/28/2012 7:33:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Love your comment my friend! LOL Cheers, Jack
  1. Date: 11/28/2012 6:39:00 AM
    Be careful with your "dear sneeze" Jack. - I knew a man who died of a sneeze, and it is absolutely true. - A sneeze is a big burden on your heart! - Funny and happy poems Jack. - I wish you a nice day WITHOUT sneezing. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/28/2012 6:56:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    "knew a man who died of a sneeze"... WOW, what a way to go! LOL Thanks for the warning though! Happy Wednesday! Love and hugs, Jack xox
  1. Date: 11/28/2012 4:29:00 AM
    Very enjoyable humorous write here Jack. Just what kind of decibels ring out when you sneeze / Do you wake up your neighbors / Is it heard overseas. Your poems are so much fun to read. You are a very witty poet.

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/28/2012 4:42:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Not sure about the decibels but during the second world war, my sneezes set of the air raid sirens!!! LOL Thanks Jon for your very kind words... have a super great day!
  1. Date: 11/28/2012 4:24:00 AM
    I sneeze every day, it seems like. Don't mind them. Do you sneeze more than one at a time? Lol, just wonder. Happy sneezing. Love ya, Toquyen

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/28/2012 4:38:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Seems I always sneeze in threes... hey, very poetic! Good morning Toquyen... hope your day is a good one! LOve Jack xox