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Santas' Gears

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Santas' Gears

Christmas is in the air,
Santa is getting prepared,
Trying to fit into last years suit feels weird,
A little more weight that's what I feared,
Trying to get into his pants he tore the rear,
Getting into his jacket,rip,rip,arms tear,
Exposing Santa tall white hair,
Ho,ho,ho,I am not scared,
Snapping his fingers,Rudolph appears,
I have the best tailor in this hemisphere,
Hi,ho,away,I'm off to fix my gears,,,

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  1. Date: 4/20/2013 2:06:00 PM

    HO HO HO....thanks...Liked it just as much in April as for December

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer Date: 4/21/2013 2:17:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thanks should have wrote one about the easter bunny,lol
  1. Date: 4/10/2013 10:28:00 AM

    I like this . It made me laugh and it is very creative.

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer Date: 4/10/2013 2:59:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thanks Kori,keep reading,keep laughing
  1. Date: 1/5/2013 10:47:00 AM

    Well, Santa's gone again... but, fortunately, he'll be coming back... Terry (nice poem)

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer Date: 1/8/2013 6:33:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    yes he will,hope he enjoys 2013 lol,thanks Terry
  1. Date: 12/22/2012 1:15:00 PM

    LOL, cute. $honie

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer Date: 12/22/2012 2:29:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    THANKS MUCH $HONIE
  1. Date: 12/11/2012 2:53:00 PM

    Hello Richard love it, 2 snaps

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer Date: 12/11/2012 5:55:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thank you AUDREY,oxox
  1. Date: 12/9/2012 6:08:00 AM

    Cool poem. Vary funny. Loved it.

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer Date: 12/9/2012 8:13:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    they say when you love something you do it twice lol,thanks Emma
  1. Date: 12/9/2012 6:07:00 AM

    Cool poem. Vary funny. Loved it.

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer Date: 12/9/2012 8:13:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thanks Emma
  1. Date: 12/8/2012 9:27:00 PM

    Nice one! I love the humor in this piece. Great write my friend.

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer Date: 12/8/2012 9:41:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thanks CHRIS
  1. Date: 12/1/2012 5:08:00 PM

    Ha,ha...Poor Santa.Nice one.

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer Date: 12/7/2012 5:42:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thanks Dan,even poorer Rudolph,should be out with his girl,on stand by in this weather lol
  1. Date: 12/1/2012 8:40:00 AM

    Got a good chuckle out of this today. Poor Santa! Thanks for sharing, John.

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer Date: 12/7/2012 5:44:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    you are welcome John,thanks
  1. Date: 12/1/2012 5:23:00 AM

    very nice monorhymr Richard......thanks for stopping by....best wishes

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer Date: 12/7/2012 5:44:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thank you Joseph
  1. Date: 11/30/2012 3:02:00 PM

    Very funny! That's going to be a cold ride to the tailor's. Warm thoughts, Ralph

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer Date: 12/1/2012 4:22:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thanks Ralph
  1. Date: 11/30/2012 11:34:00 AM

    Guess I better leave carrots and skim milk by the fireplace Santa, and yes, I have been a good girl, Smile, I'm eighty years of age and all I want for Christmas is my two front teeth, may your face crinkle in a smile today, xxxx Rose M

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer Date: 11/30/2012 12:32:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thank you Rose,which is my moms' name,oxox
  1. Date: 11/30/2012 9:55:00 AM

    love this positive Santa, good poem, Richard, even he as a problem with is weight..,.,.

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer Date: 11/30/2012 12:31:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    lol,thanks Harry
  1. Date: 11/29/2012 10:20:00 AM

    I loved this poem... It gives dear old Santa a true down to earth feel... and I can truly see it happening... with a laugh. You're my kind of writer!

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer Date: 11/29/2012 10:27:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    you are my favorite happy poet,you and em trolls bring a nutty feeling to the Soup that I love,happy to make you happy,thanks Carol
  1. Date: 11/28/2012 7:29:00 AM

    Richard, a delightful Christmas poem, well done, Constance

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer Date: 11/29/2012 11:24:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thank you Constance
  1. Date: 11/27/2012 7:14:00 PM

    A sweet little poem, Richard. I love it. I admire your kind appreciation of my Tanka. You will like the revised version more. I have edited two lines of the poem. Have a nice day. -Mohammad

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer Date: 11/29/2012 11:23:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    ok gonna check em out,thanks Mohammad
  1. Date: 11/27/2012 10:19:00 AM

    Hi Richard love this gave me a little laugh in a boring day thanks, all the best Owen

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer Date: 11/29/2012 7:46:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thanks Owen what are friends for,lol
  1. Date: 11/27/2012 9:24:00 AM

    A giggling good poem Richard. love it xx

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer Date: 11/29/2012 7:36:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thanks GG,NUFF LUV
  1. Date: 11/25/2012 8:08:00 PM

    i am still giggling from the read....cute poem, very fitting for the time of year...

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer Date: 11/29/2012 7:36:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    lol, smiling because you are smiling,thanks Sandra
  1. Date: 11/25/2012 11:53:00 AM

    Very funny poem. It's the milk and cookies at every stop Santa. One word of advice for Santa. Spandex! Thank you for sharing this poem with us.

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer Date: 11/29/2012 7:24:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    lol,gonna send him the info,lol,thanks Jon
  1. Date: 11/25/2012 10:13:00 AM

    That's hysterical. You are hillarious....Love your comments. I write a scarey serious poem....and you write "get out the pepper spray?" LOL I wrote a poem to my son called "Holiday Note" if you want to read it. I think I'm going to do it every year. It's just a simple little poem. Hugs, Holly Moore

  1. Date: 11/25/2012 8:32:00 AM

    Fitting into last year's suit is no longer a problem for me! They no longer call me Santa after my recent major weight loss! LOL Cheers, Jack

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer Date: 11/29/2012 5:34:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    lol,still has to get it reduced,lol,thanks Jack
  1. Date: 11/25/2012 8:20:00 AM

    This is a very fascinating write my friend! I love it! It makes me feel more excited awaiting for Christmas! Congrats for a great poem! love/hugs, Leonora

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer Date: 11/29/2012 5:31:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    same to you Leonora,thanks much
  1. Date: 11/25/2012 7:26:00 AM

    Nothing but smiles from your poetry my friend... so enjoyed... Michael

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer Date: 11/29/2012 5:30:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thank you Michael
  1. Date: 11/25/2012 1:02:00 AM

    This is really a cheering Christmas poem, love it! Made me smile by reading this, love the positive ambiance which created. Thank you Richard for your time to visit my last poem, really glad for your visit in there :), wishing you a great Sunday - Hug, Yanny

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer Date: 11/29/2012 5:22:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    you are welcome Yanny,thank you
  1. Date: 11/24/2012 11:10:00 PM

    Yes a funny one here. Really nice of you to write about Santa and Christmas. Enjoyed your work. (Thanks for commenting on my haiku)

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer Date: 11/29/2012 5:21:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thank you Sean,you are welcome
  1. Date: 11/24/2012 7:28:00 PM

    Hahaha...I love this Richard Great write :) Christmas is my favorite time of the year!

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer Date: 11/26/2012 4:23:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thank you Kerry,ok it's mine too my birthday is on the 17
  1. Date: 11/24/2012 4:40:00 PM

    Yes, my santa has got that problem also..Enjoyed reading ..Got a good chuckle..Thanks for stopping by..Your presence at my work was uplifting..Sara

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer Date: 11/26/2012 4:17:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    always Sara,love your work,thanks dear
  1. Date: 11/24/2012 3:52:00 PM

    Cute. I hope Santa will have it fixed in no time. Well, he has plenty of time. Ho Ho Ho Richard - where are you and Rudolph heading?

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer Date: 11/26/2012 4:17:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    yes he does getting things prepared,he doesn't like the last minute,lol,thanks Toquyen
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