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Santas' Gears

Christmas is in the air,
Santa is getting prepared,
Trying to fit into last years suit feels weird,
A little more weight that's what I feared,
Trying to get into his pants he tore the rear,
Getting into his jacket,rip,rip,arms tear,
Exposing Santa tall white hair,
Ho,ho,ho,I am not scared,
Snapping his fingers,Rudolph appears,
I have the best tailor in this hemisphere,
Hi,ho,away,I'm off to fix my gears,,,

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  1. Date: 5/31/2014 10:52:00 AM
    I was always a sucker for Santa poems! Can't imagine why I stayed away so long...

  1. Date: 4/20/2013 2:06:00 PM
    HO HO HO....thanks...Liked it just as much in April as for December

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer
    Date: 4/21/2013 2:17:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    thanks should have wrote one about the easter bunny,lol
  1. Date: 4/10/2013 10:28:00 AM
    I like this . It made me laugh and it is very creative.

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer
    Date: 4/10/2013 2:59:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    thanks Kori,keep reading,keep laughing
  1. Date: 1/5/2013 10:47:00 AM
    Well, Santa's gone again... but, fortunately, he'll be coming back... Terry (nice poem)

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer
    Date: 1/8/2013 6:33:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    yes he will,hope he enjoys 2013 lol,thanks Terry
  1. Date: 12/22/2012 1:15:00 PM
    LOL, cute. $honie

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer
    Date: 12/22/2012 2:29:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    THANKS MUCH $HONIE
  1. Date: 12/11/2012 2:53:00 PM
    Hello Richard love it, 2 snaps

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer
    Date: 12/11/2012 5:55:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    thank you AUDREY,oxox
  1. Date: 12/9/2012 6:08:00 AM
    Cool poem. Vary funny. Loved it.

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer
    Date: 12/9/2012 8:13:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    they say when you love something you do it twice lol,thanks Emma
  1. Date: 12/9/2012 6:07:00 AM
    Cool poem. Vary funny. Loved it.

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer
    Date: 12/9/2012 8:13:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    thanks Emma
  1. Date: 12/8/2012 9:27:00 PM
    Nice one! I love the humor in this piece. Great write my friend.

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer
    Date: 12/8/2012 9:41:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    thanks CHRIS
  1. Date: 12/1/2012 5:08:00 PM
    Ha,ha...Poor Santa.Nice one.

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer
    Date: 12/7/2012 5:42:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    thanks Dan,even poorer Rudolph,should be out with his girl,on stand by in this weather lol
  1. Date: 12/1/2012 8:40:00 AM
    Got a good chuckle out of this today. Poor Santa! Thanks for sharing, John.

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer
    Date: 12/7/2012 5:44:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    you are welcome John,thanks
  1. Date: 12/1/2012 5:23:00 AM
    very nice monorhymr Richard......thanks for stopping by....best wishes

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer
    Date: 12/7/2012 5:44:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    thank you Joseph
  1. Date: 11/30/2012 3:02:00 PM
    Very funny! That's going to be a cold ride to the tailor's. Warm thoughts, Ralph

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer
    Date: 12/1/2012 4:22:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    thanks Ralph
  1. Date: 11/30/2012 11:34:00 AM
    Guess I better leave carrots and skim milk by the fireplace Santa, and yes, I have been a good girl, Smile, I'm eighty years of age and all I want for Christmas is my two front teeth, may your face crinkle in a smile today, xxxx Rose M

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer
    Date: 11/30/2012 12:32:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    thank you Rose,which is my moms' name,oxox
  1. Date: 11/30/2012 9:55:00 AM
    love this positive Santa, good poem, Richard, even he as a problem with is weight..,.,.

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer
    Date: 11/30/2012 12:31:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    lol,thanks Harry
  1. Date: 11/29/2012 10:20:00 AM
    I loved this poem... It gives dear old Santa a true down to earth feel... and I can truly see it happening... with a laugh. You're my kind of writer!

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer
    Date: 11/29/2012 10:27:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    you are my favorite happy poet,you and em trolls bring a nutty feeling to the Soup that I love,happy to make you happy,thanks Carol
  1. Date: 11/28/2012 7:29:00 AM
    Richard, a delightful Christmas poem, well done, Constance

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer
    Date: 11/29/2012 11:24:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    thank you Constance
  1. Date: 11/27/2012 7:14:00 PM
    A sweet little poem, Richard. I love it. I admire your kind appreciation of my Tanka. You will like the revised version more. I have edited two lines of the poem. Have a nice day. -Mohammad

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer
    Date: 11/29/2012 11:23:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    ok gonna check em out,thanks Mohammad
  1. Date: 11/27/2012 10:19:00 AM
    Hi Richard love this gave me a little laugh in a boring day thanks, all the best Owen

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer
    Date: 11/29/2012 7:46:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    thanks Owen what are friends for,lol
  1. Date: 11/27/2012 9:24:00 AM
    A giggling good poem Richard. love it xx

    Palmer Avatar Richard Palmer
    Date: 11/29/2012 7:36:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    thanks GG,NUFF LUV
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