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Poop And Scoop Brigade

A parade requires a horde of supporting cast to put on a show:
Platoons of committees plus cops to control the traffic flow.
But an indispensable element of any successful parade,
Is the ever-viligant crew of the poop and scoop brigade!

A parade ain't complete without John Deere and Farmall tractors,
And a legion of politicians and other such obnoxious detractors.
There's the usual haughty equestrians riding prancing steeds,
Followed by the scoop brigade disposing of equine misdeeds!

Members of the marching bands must be careful where they tread,
Being very alert for unforeseen obstacles that may lie ahead.
But with a crack poop and scoop brigade that is really on the ball,
They can march with resolute stride stepping in nothing at all!

A parade must have silly clowns and a queen of something or other,
Colorful floats, fire engines and classic cars trailing one another.
Some even feature giraffes and elephants plodding down the street,
Posing a special challenge to the brigade but they won't concede defeat!

You've got to tip your fedora to those stalwart scoop brigades.
Without their attention to detail and participation in parades,
And dealing with emergencies without the slightest cue,
Many awkward and stinky situations could very well ensue!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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  1. Date: 11/18/2012 10:04:00 AM

    Hi Robert very humourous write and typical of you to give me a titter, all the best Owen

  1. Date: 11/17/2012 1:36:00 PM

    A very enjoyable poem about the unsung heroes. Loved it.

  1. Date: 11/17/2012 1:16:00 PM

    We have no such parades in Norway. - What may look like a parade are well on our National Day May 17. - A fun and good poem Bob, as always :) :) - Wishing you a relaxed weekend. -oxox / / Anne-Lise :)

  1. Date: 11/17/2012 11:32:00 AM

    This is quite the funny write my friend! I really enjoyed reading this wondrous and delightfully humorous poem this afternoon! I thoroughly love this incredibly superior and stupendous piece! You have tickled my funny bone good with this amazing poem, Great Work!!

  1. Date: 11/17/2012 10:55:00 AM

    ‡ My Family Psychiatrist, My Horoscope, My Witch Doctor, My Voodoo Doll, And My Crystal Ball, LOL. Lovely As Always Sweet Robert. Your Wonderful Humour Always Bring About A Stirring Within My Own; Thanks For The Joy. Happy Holidays. Love, Rachel *

  1. Date: 11/17/2012 10:50:00 AM

    ‡ I Always Know For The Most That I Am Going To Get A Chuckle Or Two Whenever Reading Your Loving Heart's Wonderful Verse, Dear Precious Robert. Let's Go See What Your Gifted Brush Has Created Today --- LOL, Sounds As Though The House In Magistrate Or Think Tank Of Something And Another, LOL, Always Having Clean Uo Somekind Of Poo Poo Somewhere And Usually Its Their Own. Thus, I Shall Refuse To Ride Upon Their Floats Or Participate In Their Macy's Day Parades Without First Consulting With ... *