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Peanuts Calling
Staring at this screen
My thoughts are a race car in the indie 500
Highly combustible and fast
When I blink, they seem to wipe clean
I try to stare again,
All I hear is this woman “Waa Waaa Wa Waaa”
She'd be the perfect person for the Peanuts Christmas Chex Mix commercials
I look down at the packet I was handed
Shows a picture of the new phone out,
Diagram shows where the controls are
And how to troubleshoot issues
Man..What I would give..
To REEEEEACH through the speaker of my headset
FLICK her nose, and FORCE her to read her manual
But I would fail Quality Assurance if I did that
So I'll just sit here, deliver good patient customer service
Pretend that I'm grateful I have a job.
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