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Crazy Thoughts No 2

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Crazy Thoughts No 2

An army of mites reside in our lashes
With mouths and tiny claws
Along the road to human evolution
This surely is a major flaw

Astronauts strangely can't burp in space
What kind of useless dribble is that
A feline can have over a hundred kittens
Now that's one pooped out cat

Some atheists put up Christmas trees
An identity crisis for sure
A cow can poop up to four tons a year
That's sure a big batch of manure

A woman once had sixty-nine children
Talk about barefoot and pregnant
With a dirty big bunch of kiddies like that
She could hold her own beauty pageant

Nose prints are used to identify dogs
Imagine if they used them for humans
Especially during the influenza season... yuk!
There'd be snot all over the policeman

The salary of Toto in “The Wizard Of Oz”
Was a hundred twenty dollars a week
That's a hundred and twenty more than me
Since retiring my new job is sleep

The tallest people in the world are the Dutch
They surely must duck around windmills
While kissing most tilt their head to the right
But those Eskimos rub noses still

© Jack Ellison 2012

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  1. Date: 11/13/2012 7:36:00 AM
    You can't possibly be sleeping much in your retirement! Your brain in whizzing along at 90mph;) keep 'em coming!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/13/2012 7:46:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Oh, I write this stuff in my sleep! Check out my other 'Crazy Thoughts' posts! Love and sweet thoughts, Jack xox
  1. Date: 11/11/2012 2:24:00 PM
    I'm either a wild thing or a glutton for punishment... LOL... Keep em coming and I'll keep enjoying them!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/12/2012 5:21:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Hmmm... a wild gluton! V-e-r-r-r-y interesting! LOL Love ya, Jack xox
  1. Date: 11/11/2012 8:52:00 AM
    You ever wonder why you never see them go to the bathroom on Star Trek??? Things that make you go hmmmmm. Well done jack, off to number 3

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/11/2012 1:02:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    On the X-rated channel, you actually do see them taking bathroom breaks. However, you pay a premium for those channels! LOL
  1. Date: 11/11/2012 6:32:00 AM
    hahaha..enjoyed your funny write Jack, have a beautiful day, love elizabeth

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/11/2012 6:35:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thank you a bunch Elizabeth... always great hearing from you, my friend! Love and hugs, Jack