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Written by: Rollo West

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Gotta Do It

Summer night, scared stiff
Trying to pay for condoms
With a rubber check

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Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 11/30/2012 6:27:00 AM

Congratulations on your placement in Francine's "Humor Me" contest Rollo. Love, Carol

Rollo West Date: 11/30/2012 9:09:00 AM

Hi Carol, thank you for the congrats. Rollo

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 11/19/2012 2:38:00 PM

Rollo, lol....love it.. congratulations with your poem... always~ :-) PD

Rollo West Date: 11/20/2012 5:18:00 PM

Hi PD, thank you so much for the congrats. Rollo

craig cornish

Date: 11/19/2012 12:01:00 PM

Clever Rollo!!

Rollo West Date: 11/19/2012 12:03:00 PM

Hi Craig, thanks for stopping by and the comment. Rollo

Carol Eastman

Date: 11/18/2012 11:09:00 AM

Oh No!... LOL... Congratulations on the win.

Rollo West Date: 11/18/2012 11:14:00 AM

Hi Carol, thank you so much for the congrats. Rollo

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/18/2012 10:23:00 AM

hahaha, best SHORT funny one ever!

Rollo West Date: 11/18/2012 11:14:00 AM

Hi Andrea, thank you for congrats. Rollo

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

Date: 11/18/2012 8:33:00 AM

Oh gosh Rollo, this is funny, congratulations on your win xx

Rollo West Date: 11/18/2012 11:13:00 AM

Hi Mandy, thank you for stopping by and the congrats Rollo

Debbie Guzzi

Date: 11/18/2012 7:46:00 AM

Ohhh Goodness LOL I'd say smack it but it doesn't help! LOL Congrad's on your win. Light & Love

Rollo West Date: 11/18/2012 11:12:00 AM

Hi Debbie, thank you so much. Rollo

Seren Roberts

Date: 11/18/2012 5:08:00 AM

Congrats Rollo, the tune Bouncy Bouncy comes to mind in more ways than one....Seren

Rollo West Date: 11/18/2012 11:12:00 AM

Hi Seren, thank you for the congrats Rollo

Ruben O.

Date: 11/17/2012 10:57:00 PM

: D !! Congrats on your win, Rollo! Ruben.

Rollo West Date: 11/17/2012 10:59:00 PM

Hey Ruben thank you for the congrats. Rollo

Francine Roberts

Date: 11/17/2012 10:28:00 PM

congrats on your 4th place win in the contest Rollo

Rollo West Date: 11/17/2012 10:31:00 PM

Hi Francine, thank you so much for the congrats. Rollo

Anne Currin

Date: 11/9/2012 12:07:00 PM

Haha! 'Scared stiff'– I love that! This is awesome

Rollo West Date: 11/9/2012 12:11:00 PM

Anne thank you so much for your review, glad you liked it Rollo

Owen Yeates

Date: 11/9/2012 11:42:00 AM

Hi Rollo nice one, have a great weekend, all the best Owen

Rollo West Date: 11/9/2012 11:44:00 AM

Thank you so much Owen, great weekend to you as well Rollo

Anne Lise Andresen

Date: 11/9/2012 11:21:00 AM

Funny one Rollo....love it - well done!!!! - Have a nice weekend. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)

Rollo West Date: 11/9/2012 11:34:00 AM

Hi Anne glad you liked it, have a good one Rollo