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stupid hedgehog

We have a hedgehog in the garden
Whose feels that spring is in the air
Making one hell of a noise
Hoping a mate will care

Think he is getting frustrated
Cos no answer call he hears
Round and round he shuffles
Hope he doesn’t spear

His manhood on those spikes of his
That would be a sin
Especially as he’s in love with my boot remover
That looks like him

He has been making advances
Well in fact I’ts more than that
Don’t think it’s scratched his itches though
Cos now he is looking at the cat.

Hope this ditty makes you smile
Cos a smile is better than a pill
But a down right belly laugh
Is the best medicine of all

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  1. Date: 11/15/2012 1:04:00 AM
    poor hedge hog, i suppose a blow up one is out of the question lolxx

    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts
    Date: 11/15/2012 1:28:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Be no good when his prickles, tickles, lol
  1. Date: 11/7/2012 6:36:00 AM
    like your witty lines,mission accomplished,smiling,nice write Seren check out my Baby Power hope it does the same for you lol

    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts
    Date: 11/9/2012 6:23:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thanks for stopping by, yes i read your Baby Power. Seren
  1. Date: 11/6/2012 2:31:00 PM
    good poem' Nate

    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts
    Date: 11/9/2012 6:23:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    thank you Nate