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Joe Namath Clerihew

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Joe Namath Clerihew

The Jets' superstar, "Joe Willie Whiteshoes,"

loved baseball, golf, women, and booze.

With bad knees and his sports career dead,

he modeled Hanes pantyhose instead!  

Here is the link you can copy and paste to see
his modeling career with pantyhose!

this is pretty much it!  for Any poem not posted for a contest in the last 3 months under 20 lines Poetry Contest

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  1. Date: 1/12/2013 10:55:00 PM

    My latest poem is for David's contest.Thanks for your inspiring words at that poem.

  1. Date: 11/20/2012 5:09:00 PM

    Congrats on your win. Nicely done love phyl

  1. Date: 11/16/2012 7:43:00 AM

    Congrats on your win!

  1. Date: 11/15/2012 7:30:00 AM

    Congratulations on your well deserved win in Susan's "Poem Not Entered in a contest" Andrea. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 11/13/2012 12:50:00 PM

    nice read

  1. Date: 11/13/2012 7:55:00 AM

    Many congratulations on your super win my dear friend! love/hugs, LG

  1. Date: 11/13/2012 12:13:00 AM

    Congratulations Andy , loved it when you poseted xx

  1. Date: 11/12/2012 8:00:00 PM

    Well done, Andrea! I remember those panyhose commercials. Congrats on your 1st place win! Love, Kim

  1. Date: 11/12/2012 4:41:00 PM

    Andrea, congratulations in Susan's contest... xox~pd

  1. Date: 11/12/2012 12:30:00 PM


  1. Date: 11/12/2012 11:44:00 AM

    congrats on your win Andrea...

  1. Date: 11/12/2012 11:23:00 AM

    I love this! Hilarious :)

  1. Date: 11/12/2012 11:09:00 AM

    Congratulations. i remember his commercials for pantyhose and for Noxema shave cream 'take it off, take it all off'

  1. Date: 11/12/2012 9:01:00 AM

    I posed for my wife once in pantyhose...she said 'You sho' ain't no Joe, bro!' Read this before...many congrats my friend!- Tim

    Ryerson Avatar Tim Ryerson Date: 11/12/2012 1:31:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Okay I really didn't do that...I swear to God I never...why don't you believe me?...Have heard that hunters wear them for winter warmth, etc
  1. Date: 11/12/2012 8:02:00 AM


  1. Date: 11/12/2012 7:17:00 AM

    oh, it makes me smile with your awesome poem my friend Andrea. congratulations on your win. Have a good day!! Love, Maria

  1. Date: 11/10/2012 3:03:00 PM

    lol, had a chuckle at this one : )

  1. Date: 11/9/2012 3:14:00 PM

    Enjoyed this fun clerihew Andrea; Good to read today.."

  1. Date: 11/9/2012 2:19:00 PM

    Old Joe Willie - he know where da hot spot be. Lucka, lucka, lucka. Love, daver

    austin Avatar daver austin Date: 11/9/2012 2:20:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    That sposed ta be Yucka, yucka, yucks.
  1. Date: 11/9/2012 1:15:00 PM

    I'm glad you picked a clerihew for this poem. One of my favorite forms. My exposure on the soup has gone down since we have been rebuilding an old house in upper state SC close to the kids. Have to get in position for our old age. Ha ha, as if not there already.

  1. Date: 11/9/2012 10:11:00 AM

    Nobody will ever forget number 12. Good write about him.

  1. Date: 11/7/2012 8:09:00 PM

    Hi, Andrea my dear friend! Another amazing clerihew of yours! Two thumbs up! I really like it! Always a winner for me! Thank you so much for sharing and your congratulatory comments on my win. I can't stay long in PS this week because my PC isn't with me. It's still in the comp. tech. Hope I can stay longer when it's fixed. I borrowed the school's desktop just for a while. Again, thank you so much! Have a nice day! love/hugs, Leonora

  1. Date: 11/7/2012 3:18:00 PM

    like this Andrea, bet he gets more money now?

  1. Date: 11/7/2012 12:31:00 PM

    Joe Joe! A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, right?....This is hilarious the way Clerihew meant them to be! Fantastic 'hew, lady! Just picturing him in pantyhose....haha....what a gas!! :)

  1. Date: 11/6/2012 5:19:00 PM

    Yes Andie, that's the one I decided to enter for the contest...Deb was kind enough to take the time to tutor me about what a true haiku personification, opinion or conclusions...only observation and description, preferably in the present tense...I THINK I got it right but not sure...awaiting Deb's critique...maybe you could do one about Sandy? - Tim

  1. Date: 11/6/2012 1:43:00 PM

    This was funny!

  1. Date: 11/6/2012 10:11:00 AM

    Hi don't know who he is but I like this lol xx

  1. Date: 11/6/2012 9:26:00 AM

    Soupy reply...

  1. Date: 11/6/2012 7:13:00 AM

    Soup mail again!

  1. Date: 11/6/2012 6:20:00 AM

    Haven't tried to post a blog but yesterday a poem I posted got all jumbled up!...All the sentences were broken up in pieces...I tried to edit but no dice...finally I re-edited and then SAVED it and it worked...I did get your soup mail reply yesterday...did you send another one?...Don't know what the heck's going on...