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Sexy Nun

Sister, sister sitting there so sweet
Looking so virtuous, acting discreet.
Any male would eagerly bow at your feet
You have no idea of your allure, you're without conceit
Are you offering up a trick or a treat?
Only then will this Halloween finally be complete
Ready your answers to God when you do meet
For nuns of your stature are becoming obsolete!


For my girlfriend who dressed up as a sexy nun.

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  1. Date: 4/5/2013 1:06:00 PM

    Good one, Cecilia. Love the way you play with words and make it all seem so effortless. Hugs!

  1. Date: 3/27/2013 10:22:00 PM

    This poem makes me long for Halloween again, my favorite holiday by a landslide. Ohhh, hurry up autumn. Spring and summer are nice and all, too, though.

  1. Date: 3/23/2013 12:01:00 AM

    well, I swear I have read them all, so I returned to your funny one. I enjoyed Richard's response to you: I guess this is a hard HABIT to break. haha.

  1. Date: 1/27/2013 8:15:00 AM

    I read again, I guess this is a hard HABIT to break! *lol* sorry I couldn't resist!

  1. Date: 12/28/2012 11:45:00 PM

    SACRILIGIOUS!! You know why nuns always travel in pairs don't you? One nun goes with the other nun...so that nun..don't get none. ha ha

  1. Date: 12/21/2012 10:18:00 PM

    Cecilia Macfarlane, stopping by with my warmest thoughts~ my best wishes go out to you and your family. Have yourself a Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year* Always & Forever ;-) PD

  1. Date: 11/22/2012 6:42:00 PM

    Not what I expected. Good to be surprised.

  1. Date: 11/10/2012 3:07:00 PM

    lol, I hope your friend enjoyed this as much as I did

  1. Date: 11/7/2012 10:23:00 PM

    Sexy poem!

  1. Date: 11/5/2012 6:57:00 PM

    Nothing sexier than something you are not suppossed to have! Great monorhyme. I saw your friend and that was one sexy nun. I don't remember the habits being so short when I was in school getting whacked with a ruler by the nuns.

  1. Date: 11/4/2012 7:00:00 PM

    What a treat. Love your poem.

  1. Date: 11/1/2012 5:44:00 PM

    :o) Hee,hee...Nice one!

  1. Date: 11/1/2012 3:56:00 PM

    awesome poem, Cecilla, love the theme, it is different...and so funny...

  1. Date: 11/1/2012 2:49:00 PM

    by the way, have you seen American horror story on FX, "the asylum" I think it's on FX. not sure. Some pretty wild stuff going on in that mental asylum run by a wickedly good nun!

  1. Date: 11/1/2012 2:48:00 PM

    hahaha. Before I read the bottom, I thought it referred to a real nun!! Good way to be inspired for a poem!

  1. Date: 11/1/2012 2:35:00 PM

    Sure, why not ..... it's certainly cute and sexy nuns ... Love it .... Cecilia !!! -- Come out of the "closet" nuns. - - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)

  1. Date: 11/1/2012 8:30:00 AM

    I'm giggling along with Brittany, my dear Cecillia! Big hugs, Jack

  1. Date: 10/31/2012 8:10:00 PM

    It's a giggle worthy poem. :D

  1. Date: 10/31/2012 7:09:00 PM

    This made me smile : ) wonderful poem, love elizabeth