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Hey Poopyhead

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Hey Poopyhead

“Don't call me infantile, you poopyhead” Surely one of my favourite bumper stickers Providing chuckles as we motor along Viewing all these funny rib ticklers “To err is human, to moo is bovine” A deep and moving appraisal of life Such tender emotions of celestial origins Helps you and me forget our strife Imagine how dull and drab life would be Without these bits of humourosity “People with constipation don't give a crap” Apologies for the naughty verbosity Just one more then I'll leave you to ponder These charming delightful little gems “Conserve your toilet paper, use both sides” That's the absolute stinky bottom end © Jack Ellison 2012

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  1. Date: 10/31/2012 6:00:00 PM

    OOOPPPs... This one just went to the top of my favorites list...Loved the poopyhead comment... I'm trying to remember the bumper stickers I've read... Oh d.a.r.n.... I'm having a brain fart!

  1. Date: 10/30/2012 9:04:00 PM

    Gotta be silly, sometimes its all that gets us by, thanks Jack, Regards, Carl

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 10/31/2012 3:23:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Better believe THAT my friend! I live by "silly"! LOL Cheers, Jack
  1. Date: 10/30/2012 7:59:00 PM

    Didn't get to you until late today due to the moving project; the I-net modem was buried in a box somewhere. Love the bumpers stickers. One of my favorites: Save a word, shoot a poet.

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 10/30/2012 8:59:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    "Save a word, shoot a poet" LOL Hope your move went well! I certainly know how stressful they can be! Moved a bunch of times over the years! Cheers, Jack
  1. Date: 10/30/2012 5:27:00 AM

    Enjoyed your poem Jack, love Elizabeth

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 10/30/2012 5:29:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Silly stuff to wake up to eh! LOL Hugs, Jack xox