He claims not to be a geek,
Although it has been heard,
That he’s in the science clique.
He denies that he’s a nerd,
But if you quickly check,
His Sci-Fi interest is inferred.
He says he doesn’t like “Star Trek”,
But if you block the TV set,
He’ll often crane his neck.
He says he’s not a dweeb and yet,
Ask him about his PhD,
He’ll know the answer you can bet.
If he’d stop denying it he’d see,
I’m just as big a geek as he!