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Dental Floss

Eat a poppy bagel
And you’d sure be at a loss
If you did not have access to
A string of dental floss.

Toothpicks aren’t strong enough
To dig out all the seeds.
Dental floss, in mint or plain,
Is what a person needs.

You can tell the flossers
From the dental-flosser-nots;
The latter group, when smiling,
Will flash teeth with polka dots!

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  1. Date: 8/16/2013 4:15:00 PM

    Got a big smile and chuckle out of this one Ilene!...Congrats on your win - Tim

  1. Date: 8/11/2013 4:20:00 PM

    Love this witty and humorous poem. Very well done and congrats on your win :)

  1. Date: 8/11/2013 2:39:00 PM

    Ilene, love it.... ....... congratulations!!! Love ~SKAT~

  1. Date: 8/11/2013 10:30:00 AM

    Congratulations on your winning place luv xx

  1. Date: 8/11/2013 6:25:00 AM

    Good morning Ilene, congratulations!!! , Thank you for the lovely entry.:-) When you have time enjoy the winners and my sweet blog * Called "The Liberty Bell" http://www.poetrysoup.com/poetry_blogs/blog_detail.aspx?BlogID=15780&PoetID=18720 Have yourself a nice and beautiful Sunday... PS... stop by my newest poem if you like. "Summer Rain" http://www.poetrysoup.com/poems_poets/poem_detail.aspx?ID=498166 XOX-love Linda

  1. Date: 10/31/2012 1:01:00 PM

    Love lemon poppyseed muffins. Keep smiling and thanx for making me smile. Floss or not.

  1. Date: 10/25/2012 9:10:00 PM

    Dental-flosser-nots! Sounds like a new religion. Superb poem, enjoyed the giggles, John

  1. Date: 10/25/2012 9:50:00 AM

    Cute one..I got a chuckle..I am glad that I chose it to read today..Thanks for the visits to my work..Your encouraging comments are always so uplifting..Sara

  1. Date: 10/25/2012 9:31:00 AM

    grinning here from er to ear, ilene... littered with fun, lol..:) huggs!

  1. Date: 10/25/2012 8:14:00 AM

    Thanks for the humor, Ilene. Nicely done. Ruben.

  1. Date: 10/25/2012 8:02:00 AM

    Cute, thanks for the chuckle New guy Rick