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The Bedpost
There is a collection
On my bedpost.
I hope I’m the one to
Gather the most.
My friends and I all have
Bet each other
To see who can gross out
Their dear mother.
So I work every day
To make it grow
And keep it real tidy
In a neat row.
And last time I checked
Mine was the best
So I think it is time
To give it a test.
Then I call to mom
To come and see
My special collection,
Neat as can be.
When she opens the door,
I point to it.
And as I hoped, she has
A royal fit.
“What the Sam Hill? I can’t…
Believe my eyes!”
Yup! My booger collection
Won the grand prize!
By Susan Burd © 2011
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