Palin, born Sarah Louise Heath,
now understands and grits her teeth:
...seeing Russia from Wasilla
was like mating with Godzilla.
Sorry for the first line but the words that rhyme with Palin go "to nowhere"
Remix Version (For Andrea)
Palin, née Sarah Louise Heath,
The Hockey Mom dressed to the teeth.
She can see Russia from Alaska
reading newspapers from Nebraska.
"Also", this Clerihew is dedicated to all my fellow Americans from this great country of ours.