Well hello, hello... glad to see you today,
Already had two cans of suds, an' the third is on its way.
My day has been a doosie... glad you just dropped in,
Go fetch me a towel, this stuff is runnin’ down my shin.
Newspapers on the floor... are gettin' to be a pile.
Was plannin' on pickin' 'em up... they been there a while.
Somethin' crashed against my house, maybe it was a tree.
When I decide to go outside, I’ll probably look to see.
You're not leavin' already… there‘s a bit more you can do...
My bed’s not made, there’s dustin', an' dirty dishes too.
Well… if you gotta' go, come give your friend a hug,
An'... oh yeah, try gettin' this spill up off of my rug.
You’re a wonderful person, wish there was more like you.
My house would look neater, if you'd come with a cleanin' crew.
So... don't stay away so long, I miss havin' you here,
Next time you come on back, bring me a case of beer!