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Debbie has A Birthday

Debbie has a birthday, wow what can that mean?
Is she having a special day, just for a birthday queen?
How old now can our Debbie be?
Older than her teeth, and that is bound to be…

She is as they say, as old as her tongue
Gosh that that can’t be right, something must be wrong
Her tongue they say is rapier sharp, her wit the same way too,
That come with years of practice, I’m still aspiring too.

Her tongue must be separate from our dear Debbie’s head
Cos it can’t be that experienced when all is done and said…
But maybe her teeth are not all her own
Maybe the botox, another set has grown.

No I am sure our Debbie is just as she is seen
And well worth her 30th and to be a birthday queen.
One thing now of which I am sure as can be
I’ll never make money writing birthday rhymes, See….



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  1. Date: 11/24/2012 9:55:00 AM

    another gem

  1. Date: 10/2/2012 2:09:00 PM

    MANDY, , Congratulations with your FUN LOVING POEM for Debbie's "It's MY Birthday " contest bash... had fun reading all her happy dandy winners. Always~ xox~ PD

  1. Date: 10/2/2012 7:33:00 AM

    Congrats on your win with this funny write Mandy!Enjoyed the read.

  1. Date: 10/1/2012 9:36:00 PM

    Always good for a great chuckle. I'm sure Debbie loved this. well done. Lee

  1. Date: 10/1/2012 6:59:00 PM

    This was a fun contest and you made it funny. I posted a birthday poem for you. Love, Joyce

  1. Date: 10/1/2012 10:49:00 AM

    what a poetic lift for debbie, and fun-filled ,mandy.. super congrats on your win.. huggs!

  1. Date: 10/1/2012 10:23:00 AM

    MY 2 HUGE AND WARMTH HUGS FOR YOU TODAY MY DEAR MANDY: 1) CONGRATULATING YOU ON YOUR GRAND WINS AND 2) FOR YOUR BIG BIRTHDAY! HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DEAR FRIEND!!!! Oct. 1 am I right? PLS. confirm. muahh!!!(SWEET KISSES) Good luck, good health and God bless you always!!!!love, prayer and hugs:) Leonora

  1. Date: 10/1/2012 7:04:00 AM

    Congratulations on your win GG. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 10/1/2012 4:23:00 AM

    Congrads again on the super win.

  1. Date: 9/30/2012 11:03:00 PM

    Many congrats Mandy for this win.

  1. Date: 9/30/2012 10:51:00 PM

    BIG CONGRATULATIONS FRIEND MANDY FOR WINNING 1ST PLACE ON DEBBIE’S CONTEST. HAVE A BLESSED DAY ALWAYS!! (^_^)

  1. Date: 9/30/2012 12:53:00 PM

    Thank you. Light & Love

  1. Date: 9/29/2012 12:47:00 PM

    lol, love this witty write - especially great lines about Debs' teeth and Botox : )

    Guzzi Avatar Debbie Guzzi Date: 9/30/2012 12:54:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    yup a woman loves being made to look and feel just like this
  1. Date: 9/28/2012 12:27:00 PM

    I like this very much and I am sure that Debbie will too. You should enter it in the contest. Thanks for sharing. Lucilla