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Yorkshire Humour 6

Upon parking in a no parking zone
a Pastor placed a message on his car.
“I have repeatedly circled this block
I have an appointment to keep
‘Forgive us our trespasser’s’”
Upon returning he found a further message
attached to his car.
“I’ve also repeatedly circled this block
and if i don’t issue a ticket
will lose my job.
‘Lead us not into temptation’” 

© Harry J Horsman

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  1. Date: 12/29/2012 7:18:00 AM
    Oh, I love this. Yes, that pastor shouldn't tempt the patrol guy. Too funny, Harry :)

  1. Date: 10/11/2012 2:47:00 PM
    Harry...great one.... I can just see this...I have tried to park in Canterbury many times and circled endlessly until a place came open. Listen to this...used a toilet today in Nairobi....as I flushed I noticed , stamped into the toilet bowl the words: Hindustani Adventures (Obviously they meant ventures...)

  1. Date: 10/2/2012 3:50:00 PM
    Stupendous one, Harry! You ARE A COMIC!! :)

  1. Date: 10/2/2012 1:48:00 PM
    Cute one got a big chuckle..I need a chuckle..Thanks for your kind reviews of my work..Sara

  1. Date: 9/26/2012 9:50:00 PM
    hahaha, gosh, harry, is this your own humor? i mean, sometimes I see people posting internet jokes on their poetry pages, but if this is your own made up joke, I have to tell you, it is outstanding!!

  1. Date: 9/26/2012 2:07:00 PM
    Very funny, very clever... Terry

  1. Date: 9/26/2012 1:59:00 PM
    lol, thanks for a good laugh, Harry. I always loved the Yorkshire sense of humour when we've been there on holiday

  1. Date: 9/26/2012 12:32:00 PM
    Harry; This is a good one. I just had to laugh. It was funny. I too don't want to led into temptation. Have a great day. Lucilla

  1. Date: 9/26/2012 11:05:00 AM
    hilarious! i hope it's true!

  1. Date: 9/26/2012 10:36:00 AM
    Hi love this harry , I see someone taking my name in vain,, ha ha love it xx

  1. Date: 9/26/2012 9:39:00 AM
    Love this. The title alone is great. This rivals some of Mandy's blogs. Would you mind if I sent it to my daughter?

  1. Date: 9/26/2012 8:08:00 AM
    Ha ha, this is a wonderful write my friend! I rather enjoyed this incredibly delightful poem this morning! The humor in this write is perfect, I love it! What a tremendously awesome piece, Great Work!!