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The Divinyls - clerihew - itty bitty

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The Divinyls - clerihew - itty bitty

The Divinyls didn’t need any help
With their hit song “I Touch Myself”
Now I’ve heard they’ve been given some money
To write a new book, “Orgasms for Dummies”


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  1. Date: 4/11/2014 10:33:00 PM

    SUSAN, Congratulations, on your win:) Enjoyed stopping by. LUV ~SKAT~

  1. Date: 4/11/2014 9:50:00 PM

    Hi Susan, , :) Congratulations, In Andrea's Itty bitty contest.... Goodnight ~ Linda

  1. Date: 4/11/2014 1:26:00 PM

    - Congratulations on your 3nd place "Itty Bitty" poems, B.E.S.!! (My poem was so itty bitty that it dropped out of the contest :))) - Have a nice weekend. - oxox // Anne-Lise :)

  1. Date: 4/11/2014 11:14:00 AM

    "The end justifies the means"!! : D A very funny clerihew, Susan! Kudos on your win! Ruben.

  1. Date: 4/11/2014 9:02:00 AM

    lol...congrats on your win

  1. Date: 4/10/2014 10:25:00 PM

    Susan, a really funny one, lady. Congrats and soupmail

  1. Date: 12/26/2012 6:32:00 AM

    Congrats on your win in this contest Susan. Sorry I am so late with the congratulations. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 12/8/2012 6:19:00 AM

    Congratulations on your winning spot again Susan love xx

  1. Date: 12/7/2012 10:15:00 PM

    well, there ya go again, this will always be a top winners for me too, Susan!! Congrats.

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  1. Date: 12/7/2012 8:18:00 PM

    Congrats On Your Win' nate

  1. Date: 10/23/2012 10:15:00 AM

    Great write on one of those hit songs of yesteryear. Congratulations on your win.

  1. Date: 10/23/2012 6:35:00 AM

    Congratulations on your winning poem in Andrea's "Fresh Crop of Clerihews" contest Susan. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 10/22/2012 9:38:00 PM

    I'm not familiar with the group but loved your Clerihew. Very funny. Congrats on your win.

  1. Date: 10/22/2012 11:50:00 AM

    congrats on your win Susan....nicely done

  1. Date: 10/22/2012 9:51:00 AM

    Hahaha...great ending here!Congrats on the win Susan.

  1. Date: 10/22/2012 2:28:00 AM

    Many congrats dear Susan for this wonderful win.

  1. Date: 10/21/2012 12:23:00 PM

    SUSAN, congratulations with your awesome win in Andrea's "Fresh Crop of Clerihews" contest.. enjoyed all her winners and the people they wrote about... always~ :-) PD"

  1. Date: 10/21/2012 5:22:00 AM

    Wow.....great winning entry Susan. Congratulations!

  1. Date: 10/21/2012 3:21:00 AM


  1. Date: 10/20/2012 10:16:00 PM

    hahahaha. So this was YOU with that funny little dirty mind!!! I just loved this one, Susan. But when that anthology gets made, this one probably can't be in it!!! Think up a tamer one for me, OK? BIG congrats. Luv, Andrea

  1. Date: 10/4/2012 8:33:00 AM

    HA, talk about funny...i'm beginning to think your mind is in a bigger gutter than mine... joke...not that this is a sexual poem... but your ending line, can be a book come true... the hell with the Kama Sutra books... xox~pd....

  1. Date: 9/29/2012 5:05:00 PM

    I'm an old geezer so I looked up the video... Hey!...I touch myself a lot too! I scratch my head, rub my nose, stroke my chin, even rub my belly but it never gave me an orgasm!...Where did I go wrong?... Guess I'll have to read that book...Clever and funny Clerihew, Susan! - Tim

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  1. Date: 9/27/2012 8:02:00 AM

    Lmao:-) Bowahahaha!!! soup reply be going now.Am writing on a book for dummies..ROFL:-)

    A  Avatar Poet Destroyer A Date: 10/4/2012 8:39:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Arlid, I'm impress you want to write a book for my brothers....
  1. Date: 9/27/2012 6:42:00 AM

    this is sure a 'fresh crop' Susan, so precise is this, wonderful clerihew...

  1. Date: 9/26/2012 8:01:00 PM

    Ha,hahahahaha...Your funny. :o)

  1. Date: 9/26/2012 4:12:00 PM

    It is hilarious, Susan...If u look at the traditional Clerihew, often times the subject is the only thing in the first line...some of the more nontraditional ones are more like yours...I am not sure how she is judging this contest, but it is def gonna make her laugh!! Enjoyed immensely!

    A  Avatar Poet Destroyer A Date: 10/4/2012 8:38:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I'm scratching my head now..hummm.... lol
  1. Date: 9/26/2012 11:06:00 AM

    very funny and clever!

  1. Date: 9/26/2012 10:16:00 AM

    this is great Susan.....sounds like a winner...good luck in the contest

  1. Date: 9/26/2012 8:46:00 AM

    Witty and an introduction to a new style of poetry for me as i confess googling clerihew, glad i did as its a great opportunity for fun...great piece which embraced perfectly the explanation i found... cheers karen