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My New Undergarmets

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My New Undergarmets

A new brassier I did need, to keep the cold off my chest
All was ok until me, the guard did arrest... 
From the store as I was making my way slowly out
Alarm bells rang and then I heard a shout.

Well I thought it was queer when he took me  inside
Where the guard took my bags, I had nothing to hide
He uttered something strange not familiar to my ear
Then sent me away with my bags presumed clear

I left the store with an audience fully surrounding 
Feeling small and embarrassed and alarm bells still pounding.
I decided to ignore the stares coming my way
He had already rummaged and sent me away.

Embarrassed and shivering I looked for my car
Remembering then, that I still wore  no bra.
I realised then that my chest area was  cold.
Because I still had no brassier for my bits to hold.

The store they had left the tags on the underwear
Sealed inside the boxes and that’s not really fair
The staff they had omitted to tell of their plan
Oh boy, I sometime wish that I was a man.

My poor ches-tal area, not small, I might add 
Was suffering from the cold, one could see that quite bad
I had looks from shoppers all watching me
I wondered at first what it was they could see

As I passed through the door, past a man not so old
He said buy a top, because I was looking rather cold
How thoughtful I thought, for him to mention to me
Till I saw my nipples sticking out as far as can be.

My poor chest-al area so long suffering in the cold 
I now have new undergarments for my bits to hold
They are wrapped up warm and snug as can be
When I’m cold they will remain hidden, so no one can see.

 © 24/09/2012~GG~ 

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  1. Date: 9/26/2012 9:41:00 PM
    VEry funny and reminded me of a recent blog you did. About the problem you mentioned with the line "what it was they could see" soupmail for ya on my own story.

  1. Date: 9/25/2012 9:05:00 AM
    at least they weren't "peaking" out!!

  1. Date: 9/24/2012 3:20:00 PM
    lol, so glad you can see the funny side of all this, my friend : )

  1. Date: 9/24/2012 2:39:00 PM
    very funny! i enjoyed the read...

  1. Date: 9/24/2012 1:57:00 PM
    LMAO:-) Mandy,you are hilarious!! Thanks for giving a big smile this evening:----))xoxo

  1. Date: 9/24/2012 12:42:00 PM have got such a sense of humour Mandy!!

  1. Date: 9/24/2012 11:17:00 AM
    You had me laughing in my chair with coffee running down my chin. AWESOME and I know I would like to get rid of a size or three. Funny poem and glad you shared. love phyl

    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
    Date: 9/24/2012 1:07:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Glad to be of service and make you laugh Phyll xx
  1. Date: 9/24/2012 11:05:00 AM
    oh gee, i flipped off my chair, mandy... hilarious and well done.. what size would that be, lol!... super!..:) huggs!

    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
    Date: 9/24/2012 1:07:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    not telling lol xx
  1. Date: 9/24/2012 9:24:00 AM
    Wow , thats something. lovely

    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
    Date: 9/24/2012 1:08:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

  1. Date: 9/24/2012 9:22:00 AM
    ha ha ha - a fun one. read your blog about it too. unbelivable all the breakdowns in communication and the embarassment for you. maybe you should write another on what idiots they were! slam 'em ;)

  1. Date: 9/24/2012 9:11:00 AM
    Oh boy, i enjoy what you write, love this,

    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
    Date: 9/24/2012 1:10:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    lol xx