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AGING ABC's: AN OLD BROAD'S THINK-A-LING

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AGING ABC's: AN OLD BROAD'S THINK-A-LING


Seductive is age for steeping passion keeps ladies Anais-Nin*-ka-ling,

though decaying eyes has most of us Blink-blink-a-ling,

And a goddess frame has grown so loose sometimes we hear it Crink-a-ling,

But, gals, at least we’ll never groan, “Dang! Where is my Dink-a-ling?”

Thing is, hairs sprout in places that have us plucking and Eek-Eek-a-ling

so we can go out with some sock-n-sandal grump who grunts like a Fink-a-ling.

We sip H20, but some stale nights just call for a tonic and Gin-a-ling.

In regards to memory, it’s more than just a tad Hinky-a-ling,

Brains slip like a feet on ice and can barely hold one single Ink-a-ling.

Bodies shift, the nurse lifts, we pray that we aren’t Jinxed-ka-ling.

Soft locks become rocks, grey wires that are ever a Kink-a-ling,

And our face is a road map where all lines will eventually Link-a-ling.

Agreed, wearin’ fur is cruel, yet blue feet beg for slippers of Mink-a-ling,

So we pounce on our warm pets like we are a flannel-wearing Nin-ja-ling,

It ain’t so bad to schlub in our grubs and heave ho the corsets and Ohh-la-la-ling,

Now we clutch chipped mugs in spotty hands ‘til they turn a nice Pink-a-ling.

We feel like we’ve had a birthday each year since the dynasty of Qing-a-ling,

“Help! I can’t get up!” we’ll call if we go figure faking at an ice Rink-a-ling,

Most sports leave us sorely thumped and into our beds we go a Slink-a-ling.

Older bladders do odd things- all day long all we do is go a Tink-a-ling,

We’re inside scouting for washrooms so our pale skin is never UVRay-a-ling,

Instead we shop for miracle bras so boobs don’t look like they’re VV-a-ling,

But hey, there is art in long lines, those ever lengthening Wrink-a-lings,

And wise guys know that X-perience made us X-citing and XXX-ka-lings

It’s a Tao attitude, so ride the grey waves! Embrace life’s Yang-Yin-ka-lings,

But, Sisters, as we pant these miles, we’d better take plenty of Zinc-a-ling!



This is probably the most nonsense-ical poem I’ve ever written. All in fun.
For Bet. Hope it made you giggle – Love from Dee, a ding-a-ling!

Happy Birthday!


*Anais Nin wrote literary style erotica that is now recognized as art.

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  1. Date: 10/2/2012 3:34:00 PM

    What a hoot!!... Monorhyme and ABC rolled in one!...Ladies aren't the only ones who sprout rambling hairs...This morning I woke up with a shocking eyebrow hair tickling my temple (okay, it wasn't THAT long)...had to pull out my trimming shears and do a little pruning....Congratulations - Tim

  1. Date: 10/2/2012 1:43:00 PM

    CYNDI, , Congratulations with your FUN LOVING POEM for Debbie's "It's MY Birthday " contest bash... had fun reading all her happy dandy winners. Always~ xox~ PD

  1. Date: 10/1/2012 9:44:00 PM

    Exceptional nonsense-ical poem... loved it and I'm sure Debbie did too. Well done. Lee

  1. Date: 10/1/2012 6:46:00 AM

    Congratulations on your win Cyndi. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 10/1/2012 5:50:00 AM

    love anais, and this chiming tribute to debbie, cyn!.. super congrats on your win-a-ling!..:) huggs!

  1. Date: 9/30/2012 10:56:00 PM

    Many congrats Cyndi for this win.

  1. Date: 9/30/2012 10:18:00 PM

    GREAT POEM!! CONGRATULATIONS FRIEND CYNDI..HAVE A NICE DAY!! HUGS!

  1. Date: 9/30/2012 1:58:00 PM

    Love this funny and touching.

  1. Date: 9/30/2012 1:48:00 PM

    Big congrats Cyndi hope the old broad loves it xx

  1. Date: 9/30/2012 12:33:00 PM

    Wowser one of us is real deep ;) ;) Thank you from the bottom of me heart. Light & Love

  1. Date: 9/19/2012 4:35:00 AM

    despite the nonsense, my mind is marvelling at the intricate crafting of this unique blend of monorhyme/abc; you bring such creativity to everything you write, cyndi, I always enjoy reading your work, whether funny or serious :-)

  1. Date: 9/18/2012 8:36:00 PM

    This is so cute and fun to read, Cyndi! Very creative. Love, KIm

  1. Date: 9/18/2012 8:23:00 PM

    I really enjoyed this Cyndi, you never cease to amaze me with your writes, you can be serious one minute and a fantasticaling woman who makes us laugh, hope all is well with you, and thank you for the laugh, I needed it, love, vie xxx