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SOME KIND OF RED DATE

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SOME KIND OF RED DATE


When Kate arrived in a dipped red frock Her date’s toupee flew off, black from shock; When asked, “you’re really bald?” His face whitened and stalled, “I’m comic you see, one of my props.” A mouse at dinner poked the blondish chick Aghast was she; pink face grew sick. Guy planned a witty threat Stuffed wig on Kate’s cream breast; Then meowed at the rat until it squeaked. Lisa Cooper’s Tickle Me Contest

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  1. Date: 11/29/2012 11:43:00 AM
    Soupmail returned.......

  1. Date: 9/16/2012 1:49:00 PM
    Good luck in the contest with this witty work..Winner for sure..Some great thought had to go into writing it..Thanks for stopping by..Sara

  1. Date: 9/15/2012 7:51:00 AM
    Very funny write here Nette, loved the choice of your words. Excellent entry for the contest!

  1. Date: 9/15/2012 6:07:00 AM
    Haaa! Thanks for giving me smile this lovely Saturday over here,sweet Nette:-) We`re staying Oslo this weekend,and will be on our way to Alanya tomorrow:-) Huuggs!

  1. Date: 9/14/2012 11:47:00 PM
    well a super hilareous situation written with witty words of fun NETTE LUV .. WINNING WISHES TO U .. i AM STUCK FOR THIS ONE ..OH..

  1. Date: 9/14/2012 8:59:00 PM
    Very witty and fun.

  1. Date: 9/14/2012 7:07:00 PM
    hahaha, what a funny picture that second one created!!! with the toupee!!!

  1. Date: 9/14/2012 3:31:00 PM
    Thanks for the giggle, Nette. Good luck in the contest. Love, Su

  1. Date: 9/14/2012 2:32:00 PM
    Kootchie Koo Nette, I love you, thanks for the laughs and the tickle me ribs, xxx vie

  1. Date: 9/14/2012 2:27:00 PM
    Ha ha, these are truly hilarious my friend, you have a superb sense of humor! I really enjoyed this crafty poem, one that you put together so masterfully and with a great funny bone! I was delighted in reading this fun poem Nette! Great Work!!

  1. Date: 9/14/2012 2:23:00 PM
    good one's nette, enjoyed these, good luck in contest,,,,,

  1. Date: 9/14/2012 2:20:00 PM
    Very funny... good luck in the contest! Terry

  1. Date: 9/14/2012 1:56:00 PM
    Very funny Nette - Well written - Wish you luck in the contest. Thank you for visiting my poem. Have a lovely Friday afternoon. oxox love Anne-Lise :)

  1. Date: 9/14/2012 1:43:00 PM
    Hi Sweet Nette, i think I've been tickled by your limericks... The toupee image gave me a giggle... good luck in Lisa's contest.. xox~pd