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Wedding Bells Blues

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Wedding Bells Blues

Married by a de-frocked priest
[the folks didn't have a clue ]
the day was mostly sunny,
the geese were quaking too!

My groom it seems was fretin'
but my brother well [he knew ]
Mary Jane was just the thing
to go with cheese fondue!

Pond side, down garden path
the flower girl was crying
the ring bearers pillow dropped
the brides maids were sighing!

Missing Mom finally showed,
her ex in tow with tootsie
what delight, what painful fright
and me the raving beauty!

What a day, that 26th of May
I should have guessed, you know
when the wedding suites' door
stuck, they gave us free bordeaux.

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  1. Date: 10/3/2012 12:25:00 AM

    congrats on your win Debbie, I am really enjoying all the humorous winning entries tonight

  1. Date: 10/2/2012 8:50:00 PM

    Still laughing, sorry I know its sad too, but really... great write. I'm a little tardy getting to this contest, I think it slipped inbetween other results. Lee

  1. Date: 10/2/2012 2:32:00 PM

    Debbie, Congratulations with your fantastic entry for Joann's "My Cousin's Wedding" cheers~ xox~ PD

  1. Date: 10/1/2012 9:07:00 AM

    MY HUGE HEARTY CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR WIN MY DEAR FRIEND, DEBBIE!!! Thank you soooo much also for making me win in your contest! Have a blessed and grace-filled day always! love and hugs:) Leonora

  1. Date: 10/1/2012 7:17:00 AM

    What a super win for you. Congratulations Debbie. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 9/30/2012 11:20:00 AM

    Congratulations on your win Debbie , nice one, hope you have forgiven me lol xx

  1. Date: 9/30/2012 10:46:00 AM

    Funny, but sad as well. To cheer you up: Good friends of ours married some years ago. In the tradition of planning the wedding, the bride and mother did most of the planning. The groom to be, only listened with half an ear when the date was set. Came the big day, the men all grumbled having to attend a wedding on FA Cup Final Day. The ceremony was rushed through and the men retired to the bar at the hotel, leaving the women folk seething over umpteen cups of tea. They divorced some time later on

    Guzzi Avatar Debbie Guzzi Date: 9/30/2012 11:58:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    It took me 30 years to see we were mismatched, alot of them were good ones though
    Richards Avatar Suzette Richards Date: 9/30/2012 10:47:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Congratulations on your win, Debbie. Love, Suzette
  1. Date: 9/21/2012 6:13:00 AM

    Fabulous write. What a wedding!

  1. Date: 9/12/2012 7:44:00 AM

    Interesting but sad wedding memories. Thanks for your help.Loved always, bl

  1. Date: 9/11/2012 1:36:00 PM

    Free bordeaux? I take it you finished things up in the hall? Pretty good way to go, high on bordeaux. Love it, Debbie. Thanx for reading my stuff. Love, daver

  1. Date: 9/10/2012 11:16:00 AM

    very good wedding poem!

  1. Date: 9/10/2012 6:48:00 AM

    wow, you did awesome with the challenge here, Debs. I wish my block would "unblock" so I could think up some poems like these!!!

  1. Date: 9/9/2012 9:52:00 AM

    Sounds like Mary Jane gave your brother a nice case of the 'munchies'??... Love this little gem, cher! Thanks for the smile this morn...Tim

    Guzzi Avatar Debbie Guzzi Date: 9/9/2012 12:10:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    yup that brother was a real help, my ex said I Do and pretty much left for the smoke in the parking lot..wasn't even there with me to dance the first dance? .. I can be pretty dense!
  1. Date: 9/9/2012 5:14:00 AM

    Oh the vagaries in life! Nice! jimmy

  1. Date: 9/8/2012 2:50:00 PM

    A wedding day fron hell Deb|?? Well I wish mine was just that...that I could live with!! Great write as always. One love. Joy Wells

  1. Date: 9/8/2012 7:22:00 AM

    funny and clever!

  1. Date: 9/8/2012 7:22:00 AM

    Yup yup I thought you all would think this was funny [nope wasn't funny!] too bad I'm so naive it takes a house to fall on me for me to see what the universe is screaming!!! Hey, I'm not a quiter 30 years I stayed more than half my lifetime at the point I left. L & L

  1. Date: 9/8/2012 5:45:00 AM

    :) very funny write Debbie, some hilarious wedding that. so loved the read.

  1. Date: 9/8/2012 4:53:00 AM

    You are indeed (verse)atile, from one mood to another, love this, Debbie, (Should one see you in a different light, or many lights? i prefer the latter)

  1. Date: 9/7/2012 6:59:00 PM

    Funny... but maybe not at the time what with stuck doors and stuff... Terry