Submit a Poem
Get Your Premium Membership
Member Area
Member Area
My Poems
My Profile
My Inboxes
My Outboxes
Submit Poem
Soup Social
The Wall
Chat Room
Soup Facebook Page
Poetry Forum
Events Calendar
Who is Online
Past Polls (Archives)
Member Poets/Poems
Premium Members For Life
Poets
Poets - New
Poets - by Country
Poets - Top 100 Poems
Poets - Top 100 Popular
Poets - Top 100 Contests
Poets - Top 100 Community
Poems
Poems - Best Poems
Poems - by Country
Poems - Hindi
Poems - Long Poems
Poems - New
Poems - New by Poet
Poems - Poem Topics
Poems - Poetry
Poems - Random Poem
Poems - Read Poems
Poems - Search Poems
Poems - Short Poems
Poems - Top 100 All-Time
Poems - Top 100 Recent
Poems - Unread
Poems - Urdu
Famous Poets/Poems
Famous Poets
Famous Poets - All
Famous Poets - Beat
Famous Poets - Best
Famous Poets - Biographies
Famous Poets - Black
Famous Poets - by Country
Famous Poets - Classical
Famous Poets - English
Famous Poets - Hindi
Famous Poets - Jewish
Famous Poets - Metaphysical
Famous Poets - Modern
Famous Poets - Popular
Famous Poets - Quotes
Famous Poets - Romantic
Famous Poets - Top 100
Famous Poets - Urdu
Famous Poets - Women
Famous Poems
Famous Poems - Best
Famous Poems - Black
Famous Poems - Category
Famous Poems - Classical
Famous Poems - English
Famous Poems - Random
Famous Poems - Short
Famous Poems - Top 100
Contests
Contests: by PoetrySoup
Contests: by Members
Contest Winners: Soup
Contest Winners: Member
Contest Status: Member
Lyrics
Lyrics
Lyrics - Search
Resources
About PoetrySoup
The Bible
Character Counter
Cliches in Poetry
Common English Words
Copyright Information
Dictionary
eBooks - Poetry
FAQs
Grammar
Haiku Syllable Counter
History of Poetry
Homonyms
Homophones
How to Write a Poem
Love Poem Generator
Meter and Foot in Poetry
National Poetry Month
Poet Laureate
Poetics
Poetics of Aristotle
Poetry For Kids
Poetry
Poetry Definitions
Poetry Slam
Poetry Store
Poetry Out Loud
Prose
Publishing
Punctuation in Poetry
Quotes - Quotations
Resources - External
Resources - For Teachers
Rhyming Dictionary
Rhyme in Poetry
Spell Checker
Syllables
Syllable Counter
Syllable Rules
Teaching Prose and Poetry
Thesaurus
Videos: Poetry/Writing
What is Good Poetry?
What is Poetry?
Word Counter
spacer
Pinterest button
Comments Inbox

 
About This Poem

Rich Relative Nuptials

This wedding is hard-labor duty
(All the guests are acting so SNOOTY!)
A whole lotta' bunk!
Guess I'll get drunk
And pinch that thar bridesmaid's stiff booty...

For Joann's contest

Please Login to post a comment
 
  1. Roberts Avatar
    Francine Roberts
    Date: 10/3/2012 12:29:00 AM
    Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    hahaha, congrats on your win Tim
  1. Ramage Avatar
    Lee Ramage
    Date: 10/2/2012 8:55:00 PM
    Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Ah, this is a great one, hope you got a nice handful. Congrats on your win. Lee
  1. A Avatar
    Poet Destroyer A
    Date: 10/2/2012 2:32:00 PM
    Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Tim, Congratulations with your fantastic entry for Joann's "My Cousin's Wedding" cheers~ xox~ PD
  1. Dietrich Avatar
    Andrea Dietrich
    Date: 10/1/2012 3:07:00 PM
    Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    hey, this is really CUTE. Congrats on your win!
  1. Brown Avatar
    Carol Sunshine Brown
    Date: 10/1/2012 7:31:00 AM
    Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    What a super win for you. Congratulations Tim. Love, Carol
  1. Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
    Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
    Date: 9/30/2012 11:25:00 AM
    Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Congratulations on your win Tim like the humour here lol , nice one xx
  1. Crous Avatar
    Suzette Crous
    Date: 9/30/2012 10:54:00 AM
    Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    :-)) Congratulations on your win, Tim. Suzette
  1. wesley Avatar
    elizabeth wesley
    Date: 9/7/2012 6:37:00 PM
    Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Weddings can get pretty stuffy so do your thing Tim, a bottom pinched can only add some spice to the party. Funny boy!
  1. Neels Avatar
    Wilma Neels
    Date: 9/4/2012 5:13:00 AM
    Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Naughty, naughty Tim :) lol hope you are doing okay, just dropping by to say hello to you! love Wilma
  1. Cayton Avatar
    Cindy Cayton
    Date: 9/2/2012 4:36:00 AM
    Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    hahaha~ enjoyed your poetry so much this morning.. I think everyone has those relatives.. I had my aunt in lepard skin clothes... could be worse ey? ha ~ Cindy Lu
  1. Dufresne Avatar
    Robert A. Dufresne
    Date: 8/30/2012 4:19:00 PM
    Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    haha love it Tim. I love limericks anyway but this one is so funny because it's just so casual and matter of fact. Nice job of it.
  1. horne Avatar
    jack horne
    Date: 8/30/2012 2:22:00 PM
    Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    lol, I got a laugh imagining this, Tim. Congrats on all your wins : )
  1. Guzzi Avatar
    Debbie Guzzi
    Date: 8/30/2012 12:44:00 PM
    Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    naughty...[firm? booty] I know you would NOt do this LOL ..thanks for the chuckle! Light & Love
  1. Johnson-Saunders Avatar
    Rhonda Johnson-Saunders
    Date: 8/29/2012 5:13:00 PM
    Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    LOL...Tim, this is a great limerick! I'm sure Joann will love it. Love and Blessings, Rhonda
  1. Culverhouse Avatar
    Doris Culverhouse
    Date: 8/29/2012 9:19:00 AM
    Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    funny.....hope you have a good safe hurricane....so far we are getting alot of rain off of the isaac....that is all.
  1. onclaud Avatar
    nette onclaud
    Date: 8/29/2012 8:22:00 AM
    Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    tim, i got a cool dose of laughter here.. loved the bridesmaid stuff to clinch this fun-filled piece ... what a gas!...winning huggs!..:)
  1. Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
    Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
    Date: 8/29/2012 4:46:00 AM
    Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Naughty naughty but very nice Tim xx
  1. hendricks Avatar
    delysia hendricks
    Date: 8/28/2012 11:35:00 PM
    Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    hahaha. You rogue, you!! I'm still laughing as I'm writing this. Nice one, Tim. Best of luck to you in Joann's contest, you naughty boy. :)


spacer© PoetrySoup | Terms and Conditions | Privacy Statement | FAQs | Contact Us | About Us