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DRUNK PIRATES DON'T DO POETRY

Who be th' stenchin' verminous Horsman 
what hollers t' th' seafarin' oarsmen 
when th' mind's a-fog
where we fest th' grog 
why be d'mandin' pennin's of  bay men 

***All errors are intentional and used merely to facilitate pirate speak.  




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  1. Date: 6/2/2013 7:43:00 PM

    been watching too much of them pirates' movies, Licia, this is too real. Cute title

  1. Date: 5/14/2013 12:45:00 AM

    I think ye was a pirates wench in a past life ...LOL Love your pirate-type poems. SuZ

  1. Date: 5/12/2013 5:48:00 PM

    Interesting lines penned..Thanks for stopping by...Your comments are appreciated..Sara

  1. Date: 5/6/2013 6:52:00 PM

    Excellent!!!...Jim

  1. Date: 4/19/2013 4:41:00 PM

    love it

  1. Date: 4/13/2013 2:16:00 PM

    YO HO HO... Very catchy title. I love it. Such a great sense of humor. SuZ

  1. Date: 4/11/2013 6:16:00 AM

    Revisiting your pirate speak. ahoy matey, that 's about all I know. Are you going to give us some new poems soon?

  1. Date: 3/20/2013 6:17:00 AM

    Love this! I'm fond of limericks anyway and this is sooo cool!

  1. Date: 3/15/2013 7:07:00 AM

    Ahhrrr, Delysia me foine seafarrrin lass, Oi makes me own whuskey and has no need o storrr borrt pyezen an it's wunderrrin Oi am should yerr verrrrminous Horrrrsman be comin wit a dubbayerr an a eee orr wit ownee a eee? Ahrrr. If ye be gittin of me drift, lass.

  1. Date: 3/13/2013 10:19:00 AM

    !!!

  1. Date: 3/11/2013 7:37:00 PM

    This one is a lot of fun, would be perfect with a bottle of rum and a wench to slap on the bum while listening to the sound of a drum. Sorry I couldn't resist *lol*

    johnson Avatar robert johnson Date: 3/14/2013 3:22:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Fun reply Richard.
  1. Date: 3/8/2013 8:51:00 PM

    Very Good pirate lingo I loved it and thank you for your comment on my poem Chaos.

  1. Date: 1/29/2013 11:18:00 PM

    This is very cute delysia ,,,,

  1. Date: 11/21/2012 9:19:00 PM

    Delysia,, Stopping by to greet you and every other soup poet, with a special thank you comment, during this wonderful Thanksgiving season. Hope you do not mind the time I am taking to express my sincere appreciation for any support you have offered during the years, or time you have been here on the soup. I am deeply thankful and extend to you my best wishes for a happy and healthy Poetic Magical Thanksgiving Day. *Always & Forever, the Poet Destroyer; -*

  1. Date: 9/2/2012 1:32:00 PM

    nice write....enjoyed...thanks for stopping by......Joseph

  1. Date: 9/1/2012 10:41:00 AM

    delysia, congrats;-) In Harry's fun fun... 5 w's contest. I think this was a fun contest.. Take care.. always~PD

  1. Date: 8/30/2012 2:08:00 PM

    lol, thanks for another laugh, my friend : )

  1. Date: 8/30/2012 8:00:00 AM

    Congratulations on your win in Harry's "5W's" contest Delysia. Sorry to be late commenting. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 8/29/2012 4:54:00 PM

    This one is fun, Delysia! I love the pirate talk...a belated congrats on a wonderful win! Love and Blessings, Rhonda

  1. Date: 8/28/2012 8:13:00 PM

    hahaha, I remember thinking he was gonna love this. CONGRATS

  1. Date: 8/28/2012 6:10:00 PM

    Delysia - Congrats on your win! This is an amazing poem. - Gail

  1. Date: 8/28/2012 5:57:00 PM

    Awesome write....congrats on your win! Hugs

  1. Date: 8/28/2012 11:55:00 AM

    Being a former drunken sailor myself I'm quite offended at the insinuation that we drunken (or formerly so) pirates don't like poetry. I loved poetry even when I climbed the highest yard-arm and neary fell off in a drunken stupor! It was inspiration for my best poem yet: "99 Bottles of beer on the wall." It became a really big hit song -Remember?:) Anyway "Matie"...this was a mighty fine pirate poem and I welcome you to the Jolly Roger Club:)

  1. Date: 8/28/2012 8:07:00 AM

    Shiver me timbers - you've captured pirate talk here. Love & Peace Matthew Anish

  1. Date: 8/28/2012 6:39:00 AM

    I can almost see the hair on your chest and the patch on your eye! Makes me want to join the crew! A salty one mate. P S Regret is all true, an experience I could have done without! Love Elizabeth

  1. Date: 8/27/2012 6:37:00 PM

    Argggh! i likes it! Congrad's on your win. Light & Love

  1. Date: 8/27/2012 3:03:00 PM

    Congratulations, I knew this would be a win. Well done. Lee

  1. Date: 8/27/2012 1:55:00 PM

    Ha,ha...Very nice! Congrats! You forgot the..ARRRrrrrrrr....Just kiddin... :o)

  1. Date: 8/27/2012 8:42:00 AM

    Well done with this Limerick, Delysia. I can just imagine The Pirates (local "footy" team) high on grog.... ;-) "Home girl" are you from CT as well? Congratulations on your win. Love, Suzette

  1. Date: 8/27/2012 8:03:00 AM

    Delysia, Congrats on your win with this interesting write! Love, Kim

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