I married just a week ago
my dreams had all come true
But now I wonder what I've done
I'm feeling kinda blue
she placed in every room
She sold off everything I had
and threw out my old broom
My man cave now is full of tosh
the fridge cannot be found
the flat screen now is somewhere else
old Yellers at the pound
She's gone and changed up everything
who does she think she is?
What happened to the partnership?
She's not the same ole Liz
And now the weekly card game goes
no contact with my pals
She has to have some time alone
a night out with the gals
Oh woe is me what have I done?
a monster I have wed
I'm doomed to watch the nightly news
and then go off to bed