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Bend Over Baby

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Bend Over Baby

Got referred to a female Urologist
After which I needed a Psychologist
"I'm a licensed physician
Please resume your position!"
Next appointment: Her sister Proctologist

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  1. Date: 3/31/2014 10:33:00 PM
    TIM, NICE SEEING YOU ON ANDREA'S WINNING LIST... Congratulations!!! LUV*LINDA

  1. Date: 3/31/2014 5:44:00 PM
    This is cute, Tim! Congrats on your win! Love, Kim

  1. Date: 3/31/2014 3:08:00 AM
    well done Tim so funny ....Seren

  1. Date: 3/30/2014 9:43:00 AM
    LOL !!! (I would have placed this on top !!! You are too funny........but I think those sisters are nuts !!! LOL!! (or just enjoy them?)

  1. Date: 3/30/2014 7:05:00 AM
    Good one, Tim! Well done! Congratulations on a top placement! Cheers, Roy

  1. Date: 3/30/2014 6:05:00 AM
    It's Sunday and happy to enjoy the fun and humor. Congrats on the win, tim

  1. Date: 3/30/2014 12:31:00 AM
    Very funny as a limerick shuld be. Great job. Love, Joyce

  1. Date: 3/29/2014 9:27:00 PM
    Tim, the meter is not entirely perfection , but the topic is AWESOME for a limerick. Way to go. Big congrats for your third place win in my contest.

  1. Date: 8/19/2012 8:04:00 AM
    Hope it's just your imaginaation and not true Tim. For everyone else it is hilarious! :)

  1. Date: 8/9/2012 8:33:00 PM
    haha, Good one with those kinds of rhyming words!

  1. Date: 8/9/2012 5:48:00 AM
    this is wickedly heeeralious, tim... after this, you may need a relationship therapist.. hahaha.. grreat job!..:) huggs!

  1. Date: 8/9/2012 4:39:00 AM
    :) very nice limerick here. thank you for your kind comments on my page

  1. Date: 8/8/2012 6:37:00 PM
    Ut Oh!!! And me worried over high colesterhol? Light & Love