I love my Uncle Bob,
Who is so big and stout;
He always makes me laugh,
And he never ever stops.
When he drives his old truck,
He invites his fat friends to hop;
In the village, they went around,
Naughtily making a pig sound.
Those fat villagers, upon seeing them
So scared and they hurriedly run away,
Thinking that Uncle Bob’s friends will get them,
And put them all back in a pen.
Written: Aug. 8, 2012
He is only an uncle in my fantasy, lol. The idea was conceived after watching a Laugh Show of Joey D.L.