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NEW GUY NEIGHBOR



Now, I’m quite the goody- good type
and I am not giving signals even if I could. Still,
this pretty gal was winking, while I was feeling naïve…
being a new guy in the neighborhood,
I said “Hi “, trying to be nice like Grammy said I must. 

It started with an invite in her room
with teasing, touching, and flirting; the temperature
of my blood a seismic boom!  Clothes ruffled
and hands traveled on her hair…
before I knew it, we were reeling and romping;
lamplights crashing down to the floor. 

I didn’t know her status; she didn’t wear a ring.
Maybe I should have known it, but she seemed 
so homely, innocent and thrilled to hear my heart
beat . But when the front door swung open;
a man yelled,  “Honey, I’m home!”
I suddenly froze and posed behind
a tall figurine. Cussing, I dashed out the window… 
as the oldest couple from a distance pressed, 
“Hey Miss, your black stockings are on your neck!”




Funny Poem for Craig's Contest
  


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  1. Date: 8/10/2012 6:23:00 AM

    Congratulations on your well deserved placement in Craig's "Funny Poem" contest Nette. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 8/9/2012 9:17:00 PM

    nette.. congratulations with your awesome win. Hoping to read many contest tonight. always~ ;-) PD

  1. Date: 8/9/2012 8:47:00 AM

    VERY enjoyable read! Congrats!

  1. Date: 8/9/2012 3:55:00 AM

    Hilarious Nette! LOVED it...Congrats on a very well deserved win!

  1. Date: 8/8/2012 12:53:00 PM

    Well done NEtte, congratulations on your win. Lee

  1. Date: 8/8/2012 7:57:00 AM

    Nette, congrats on your win in Craig's contest today!!! Love, Gail

  1. Date: 8/8/2012 1:17:00 AM

    lol.... Congrats on your win, Nette. Love, Suzette

  1. Date: 8/8/2012 1:02:00 AM

    Congratulations on your win nette still laughing xx

  1. Date: 8/7/2012 6:52:00 PM

    Congrats, nette. Great job. Funny one. Nice going. Kudos. hugs, Ralph

  1. Date: 8/7/2012 6:31:00 PM

    Very funny poem Nette, enjoyed congrats from vie

  1. Date: 8/7/2012 5:02:00 PM

    Nette, Tell me this is true and book tickets for the Islands while you're at it!! This is great

  1. Date: 8/7/2012 4:48:00 PM

    Hilarious story, Nette!! Congrats on another fantastic win! Love and Blessings, Rhonda

  1. Date: 8/6/2012 9:39:00 AM

    :-) thanks for giving me a good laugh today,sweet nette! Lol,black stockings are on your neck:) haah:-) Hugs and Love,Arild

  1. Date: 8/6/2012 9:33:00 AM

    "[...]your black stockings are on your neck!”!! What a hilarious picture!! : ) Craig will love this poem, Nette! Ruben.

  1. Date: 8/4/2012 2:25:00 PM

    Nette, thank you for nice smiling poem - a happy and smiling heart live longer....so smile a lot....and you will get old. - oxox // love Anne-Lise :) :) :) :) :)

  1. Date: 8/4/2012 2:03:00 PM

    Too funny my dear Nette!!!! Lol

  1. Date: 8/4/2012 12:08:00 PM

    Laughter at it's best,Nette. I can't get the statue and black stockings off my head. Last line was a blast! Already congratulating you!

  1. Date: 8/4/2012 11:18:00 AM

    Funny poem. Enjoyed it. Loved always, bl

  1. Date: 8/4/2012 2:04:00 AM

    Beautiful poem. Well penned. Nice work. Tfs

  1. Date: 8/3/2012 6:33:00 PM

    Ha ha, this is a very funny piece my friend! I love how you went about putting this together with a gradual expression that moves greatly along! I love the explosion point and out the window! Perfect Nette! Great Work!!