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Royal Crap

King Pin and Needle Queen
Sitting  in their court
The jester tosses coloured eggs
To amuse them with his sport
The king will catch a red one
The queen, she grabs a blue
But when they crack them open
They’re filled with chicken poo.



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  1. Date: 11/25/2012 11:12:00 AM

    P.S. I loved the Pin and Needle point.

  1. Date: 11/25/2012 11:11:00 AM

    What a hilarious write. How did you ever think this one up. What a gem.

  1. Date: 11/22/2012 10:17:00 AM

    I hear the jester lost his head over this one and that his brain was removed and chicken poo substituted. Got a big hee haw out of this one. Love, daver