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This was the MOST RIDICULOUS STORY IN THE NEWS YESTERDAY

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This was the MOST RIDICULOUS STORY IN THE NEWS YESTERDAY

Just when you thought the news was really boring, a story of complete ridiculous-ness hits the airwaves...Google this for fun if you have the time. My poem is a spoof on this famous fashion article ....Click on *About this Poem to get a preview of the dress that has 50,000 gummy bears in it...


The Gummy Bear Dress

What sort of lady would wear a gummy bear dress
A two hundred pound confectionary mess
I’m just a wee bit jealous I must confess
To be surrounded by such a rainbow of sweets

A candy store owner she might impress
With her hands on her hips you might guess 
She’s unable to hold up her sugary chest
Now that could cause quite a scene!

What if the photography studio had a problem with ants
or if the fire alarm sounded and just by chance 
the team of 3 assistants who helped her assume “the perfect stance”
just happened to leave?

What about the 5 hours it took to don this gown 
If the workers got a pay cut and suddenly left town
If the airconditioner broke and the bears melted down…
Such a sticky mess-- all for the cover of a magazine!

(I wrote this fast so go gentle on me! lol.)  

gwendolen r.


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  1. Date: 10/14/2012 10:19:00 AM
    Missed the news story, won't google it, your picture has got to be way more descriptive than the camera's.

  1. Date: 7/11/2012 9:17:00 PM
    wonderful ..am enjoying going back in time with your lovely poetry Gwen

  1. Date: 7/9/2012 5:04:00 PM
    I seen this rainbow colored dress on AOL yesterday ,,,,7 for me ,,, good write Gwen ;}

  1. Date: 7/9/2012 10:25:00 AM
    LOL, I just love this witty write, Gwendolen. So glad you got your email from you know who - I got mine yesterday : ) Love to Gabby - hope she's on the mend

  1. Date: 7/9/2012 8:24:00 AM
    85.....Done and Dusted................

  1. Date: 7/9/2012 1:28:00 AM
    Lol...What the heck is this world comming to?...lol.Crazy...crazy.I think you did a great job on it! Ya brought me a smile. :o)

  1. Date: 7/8/2012 9:40:00 PM
    Lol... you are awesome even when you write fast poems.. yes I remember the picture from your blog.... can I have one...he he he... by the way I searched my poem, the death of the poet destroyer"""... and guess what???? The reason you did not see your first comment was cause it's on the 5th page. .... yes the poem has over 120 comments . You actually have to click so many pages. I'm glad I found that comment..it made me say.... aweee... how nice .. laters..pd

  1. Date: 7/8/2012 7:03:00 PM
    It's funny how your inspiration came from a gummy bear dress. But when it grabs ya, you have to take it by the horns! And you made me giggle too!

  1. Date: 7/8/2012 6:20:00 PM
    I jkust checked the photo - the model looks like a toothpick inside the pile of candy.

  1. Date: 7/8/2012 6:19:00 PM
    Love this funny poem. And I hope you and your daughter have a great trip together. Be safe.

  1. Date: 7/8/2012 3:39:00 PM
    Gwen thanks for your reply, and I have now googled it, i wanted to hear it from you first, so some gobsh***, actully thought it would be cool to make a dress from sweets, what next a licourise allsort hat!!!...David

  1. Date: 7/8/2012 3:18:00 PM
    Ridiculous....but Yummy!! : )

  1. Date: 7/8/2012 2:39:00 PM
    My Dear Gwen I have never been afraid of making a fool of myself, and I am about to do it again, what is a gummy bear? David

  1. Date: 7/8/2012 2:12:00 PM
    a fun poem about a silly fashion statement. i enjoyed it (and i like gummy bears, too, although i don't think i'd like wearing them).

  1. Date: 7/8/2012 1:09:00 PM
    I want to have that gummy bear dress too!:-)I can see from Yas`comment that Gabriella is doing better by now.My better half,(Anne) has got the "vacation-stomach" as we call it, lol.Thank heaven there`s a toilet nearby:-) See You around,Gwendolen.

  1. Date: 7/8/2012 12:18:00 PM
    The fashion world is so ridiculously removed from usual considerations, but i think thats the sublime beauty in it!

  1. Date: 7/8/2012 12:14:00 PM
    Ha ha, this is so funny Gwendolen! You mean this is actually real? There is a gummy bear dress out there? How crazy is that? You write is quite humorous my friend! I really enjoyed the tastiness of the treat! Awesome Work!!

  1. Date: 7/8/2012 12:07:00 PM
    hahaha I love it,What would happen if a hive of bee,Saw her while she was doing a commercial for T.V....GREAT WRITE GWENDOLEN