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The Old Miser From Queens

There Once was an Old Miser from Queens

He was too Cheap to Pay for the Broken Zipper on his Jeans

 He Jerry-Rigged it with Rope

 Then Came off Looking Like a Dope

When His Craggy Hiney was Exposed 

as They Fell to His Knees!

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