Below is the poem entitled The Old Miser From Queens which was written by poet
Reith. Please feel free to comment on this poem. However, please remember, PoetrySoup is a place of encouragement and growth.
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There Once was an Old Miser from Queens
He was too Cheap to Pay for the Broken Zipper on his Jeans
He Jerry-Rigged it with Rope
Then Came off Looking Like a Dope
When His Craggy Hiney was Exposed
as They Fell to His Knees!