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Old Irish Joke 2

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Old Irish Joke 2

Clancy's pub had cut me off, said no more pints for me I knew he was mistaken, I was sober as could be So I climbed off of the bar stool and headed for the door And much to my surprise found I was laying on the floor I crawled to the front entrance and stood up with some care Opened up the portal and then fell down the front stair I crawled up to a lamppost and clammered to my feet But after taking one step, I fell into the street I only lived a block away, so on me knees I stayed Crawling down the sidewalk, twas slow progress that I made At last I reached me cottage and made it to the door I pulled meself up, opened it and sprawled upon the floor Somehow I got up the stairs and rolled into the bed Me knees hurt like the devil, there was a pounding in me head When I woke up next morning, I was an awful sight Me pant legs were all shredded, I looked like I'd lost a fight “It's drunk again you were last night” I heard my wife declare “How would you know if I was drunk, you weren't even there” “The barkeep, he just called me and asked me how you are” “And said that I should tell you, your wheelchairs at the bar”
Always liked this joke and decided to put it to rhyme.

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  1. Date: 7/25/2012 3:50:00 PM
    Great joke, Bob!...Got a good laugh from it...I've been drunk before but not THAT drunk!... Love the way you put it to rhyme as well - Tim

    Quigley Avatar Bob Quigley
    Date: 7/26/2012 8:27:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Tim. I love Irish jokes.
  1. Date: 7/24/2012 2:40:00 PM
    My father in law was like that. Loved jokes and never told one right. Thanks for stopping by

  1. Date: 7/24/2012 12:43:00 PM
    Great joke, Bob, clever to have made it into a verse! I always forget the punchlines, which makes everyone crazy mad.:) Best wishes, Mikki

  1. Date: 7/22/2012 2:49:00 PM
    wonderful joke. Great me like you Bob their words or joke never get old. Your jokes are teachers to us on coming poets. Nice evening. Ciao

  1. Date: 7/18/2012 10:41:00 AM
    Hi Bob first time I've heard this joke but loved the form you used, great pen my friend, all the best Owen

  1. Date: 7/5/2012 8:13:00 PM
    Bob, ha it.. and the way you rhymed is.. excellent poem, thank you and have yourself a good night~PD

  1. Date: 7/5/2012 10:11:00 AM
    rib-tickling, bob... the image of the wheelchair was a blast!...:) huggs!

  1. Date: 7/5/2012 10:07:00 AM
    great write Bob,bravo I love It,you are the joy of PS,LOVE YOUR POETRY