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I should've learned french

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I should've learned french

I should've learned french before going to a restaurant.
What I ordered there was food that I sure didn't want.
I made the mistake of ordering cerveau and escargot.
When I learned that it was brains and snails, I said that it had to go.
When I refused to eat it, the chef threw me out a window and I got a shard of it in my ass.
I went to a proctologist and he asked me five hundred bucks to remove that piece of glass.
I refused to pay it and I got thrown through a window again.
Now I have two shards of glass in my butt, I can never win.
I can no longer sit down, I have to be suspended by a winch.
If you decide to eat at that restaurant, you'd better learn french.

(This is a fictional poem.)

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  1. Date: 6/28/2012 7:33:00 AM
    C'est la vie... Drole... Terry

  1. Date: 6/27/2012 3:37:00 PM
    hahahaha,buying a learn french quick book right now,gonna get you one,great write Randy