My phone is being tapped; I’m sure of it
I called a government guy a nitwit
Why did I post that blog?
Am I in such a fog?
Perhaps I should have called him a half-wit
The letter to the editor was hot
Just look at how many comments it got
Not one soul disagreed
It started a stampede
All wanting to lash out at the big shot
Men in black are outside wearing a grin
Now I fear everyone who isn’t kin
Strange cameras appeared
At home – they look so weird
I believe paranoia has set in
*Entry for Susan’s: Big Brother-Who’s Watching You and Why” contest.