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Kaboodle the Poodle

Dear Humane Society,

I am at the end of my leash as I throw my paws up in the air.

Daily I am tortured by a flashy millionaire.

Does anyone really care? (Oodles of poodles all over the world are scared!)

It’s RRRRuff being a poodle I think that you’ll agree.

Especially when your master works in cosmetology.

It’s egg yolks each day at breakfast to maintain a healthy coat.

Nutritious snacks like frozen green beans that get stuck right in your throat!

My nails are groomed, my teeth are brushed, and for 4 more hours I hear her discuss

How my hair will be groomed for the AKC show. 

And to top it off, I’ve got to wear that ridiculous pink bow!


 Please help. My paws are tied.
 
“Kaboodle the Poodle,” the best of  the show



Written for Tanya Harrington's Dog Gone Tales Contest
6-19-12 

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  1. Date: 8/13/2012 5:51:00 PM

    soupmail

  1. Date: 6/30/2012 2:09:00 AM

    Hi Gwendolen I like this very much, they say it's a dogs life but I sometimes wonder how they feel, good look in the comp, all the best Owen

  1. Date: 6/27/2012 10:51:00 AM

    Humane Society: Dear Kaboodle, I feel your pain of eating raw eggs from someone insane. They have no idea just what they are doing. With all that pink ribbon and all that phoo phooing. All I can say is hang on to this hope.That when you get bathed, they rinse all the soap. For there's no flea powder that's made for that itch. When soap dries and flakes, it can be quite a ......! :) Enjoyed your very funny poem Gwendolen. Roof!

  1. Date: 6/27/2012 9:45:00 AM

    LOL, love this witty one, Gwendolen. I love your sense of humour, my friend : )

  1. Date: 6/25/2012 5:43:00 PM

    Very clever personification. Poor doggy. Love this Gwen. And writing a lot of haiku does not make one a master, most of them are not all that great. I am still learning. But thanks, you made me feel good.

  1. Date: 6/23/2012 8:43:00 AM

    hahahaha, this is WONDERFUL

  1. Date: 6/22/2012 6:00:00 PM

    Amazing!I was totally hooked by the first sentence Gwen.Thanks so much for dropping in on me...You will do extremely well in this contest,I just know it!!You have a seriously awesome weekend sweets~

  1. Date: 6/20/2012 7:30:00 AM

    Wow, you are simply rocking, Gwen, what a lovely word-picture you have drawn..best to you, dear,:) Jag

    R. Avatar G. R. Date: 6/22/2012 3:46:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Give that oriole a name and it can then be your own personal pet!!
    Nair Avatar S.Jagathsimhan Nair Date: 6/21/2012 9:05:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    a single oriole, gwen
    R. Avatar G. R. Date: 6/20/2012 11:30:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    So happy that u enjoyed it, Jaggy! You don't own a dog, do you?...just orioles in your yard?...
  1. Date: 6/20/2012 6:38:00 AM

    Grooming right up to the top of the winners' list for sure...Enjoyed reading this captivating work..Good luck..Thanks for stopping by..Sara

    R. Avatar G. R. Date: 6/20/2012 11:31:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Rolling around in something dead?...Oh, my!! And then I bet shel'll come inside and plop up on your couch!
    Kendrick Avatar Sara Kendrick Date: 6/20/2012 6:38:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Princess handles my grooming her by going and rolling in something dead..Sara
  1. Date: 6/20/2012 3:48:00 AM

    Dog gone it, this is a very clever write! Being doted on and pampered wouldn't always be a happy trip for Kaboodle the Poodle.:) Reminds me of the vanity contests they have for small children, I think parents and owners alike, feel they are the ones being judged. Participants must feel like they're victims. Best wishes, love, Mikki

    R. Avatar G. R. Date: 6/20/2012 4:02:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I wish I could get doted on like Kaboodle the Poodle! Yes, they are the victims when their masters take it to the max! Thanks, Mikki...
  1. Date: 6/20/2012 1:20:00 AM

    ha ha ha ha , you nutcase....good luck..David

    R. Avatar G. R. Date: 6/20/2012 2:44:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Nanny nanny boo boo---look who's talkin'! hahah....I loved your doggie entry as well! :) woof woof!
  1. Date: 6/19/2012 6:57:00 PM

    Very cute! Next you should take on children's beauty pageants.

    R. Avatar G. R. Date: 6/19/2012 7:36:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Ahh...but that would require watching reality shows which I despise..hahah..Thanks Jim!
  1. Date: 6/19/2012 5:59:00 PM

    surprised at your knowledge of dog grooming. frozen green beans for the teeth. really. and i liked this creative piece to boot. it was cute.

    R. Avatar G. R. Date: 6/19/2012 7:37:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks JOHN! You must realize that I know absolutely NOTHING about dog grooming or the like...I brushed my dog's coat today...previous to that, 2 weeks ago. We are not into dog vanity! lol.
  1. Date: 6/19/2012 5:43:00 PM

    Oh Gwendolen, you have have me laughing big time! I just love the humor you exhibit within this clever write! You were being extremely creative in this expressive and delightful poem! That poor, poor poodle...treated so badly! We have a Yorkie and he gets treated as if he is the king of our castle! Talk about spoiled! I love your incredible write my friend! Awesome Work!!

    R. Avatar G. R. Date: 6/19/2012 7:38:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Russell, I am tickled pink to hear that u liked this one and it made u laugh...A Yorkie, 'eh? Maybe u should do a YORKIE poem...
  1. Date: 6/19/2012 5:27:00 PM

    haha,lovely piece,animal cruelty in a nice way.....great write Gwen

    R. Avatar G. R. Date: 6/19/2012 7:39:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    hee hee hee hee hee hee....thanks! I laughed the whole time I was writing it...(like an evil Cruella DaVille!)
  1. Date: 6/19/2012 5:09:00 PM

    I think this will take first place Gwen, too adorable, poor baby he probably shows up at every party with bells on, poor pooch I hear his plea, send him over my house and he can play with my dog Genie, bow wow hugs vie

    R. Avatar G. R. Date: 6/19/2012 5:15:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Bark Bark!...(Thank u in dog language!)...thanks gal...let me know when u get yours done...I gotta take a preview peek. Genie can play with my dog, Sunny, anytime...they can Skype play!