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You're Smurfing Smurfilicious

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You're Smurfing Smurfilicious

....think eye am going to take the age-old, more direct approach of,

"Do you want to smurf?"


There's a lot of good to be said 'bout smurfiquette,
marriage before smurfing,
the intricate games that can be played,
but a lot of the time, people just wanna smurf,
test-drive the smurfandise;
and by not being direct enough,
a lot of possibly wholesome smurfing never smurfs itself into smurfeation.

It can't hurt to try?

You're so smurfing smurf,
your smurf is smurfilicious!
Right now eye can't imagine a smurfing better fit,
eye want to drink you like smurf-berry juice.
Have eye ever told you how you're a smurfing Goddess?

For all that it's worf,
eye believe we were put upon this earf,
so the two of us can get down, get dirty, and smurf!

Just like Papa Smurf Reznor said:

"Eye want to smurf you like an animal,
feel you from the inside,
you smurfing bring me closer to God."


Fra la lalalala la la la lala la,
fra la lalalala la la la lala laaaaAAAAHHHHHHHH!


Let's smurf like there's no smurfing tomorrow,
as if there's no time left to borrow.


So, what do you say?

You want to smurf?






June 18th, 2012

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  1. Date: 12/5/2012 2:29:00 PM

    you know what is better than smurfs....Butterfly in the sky I can go twice as high Take a look It's in a book A Reading Rainbow I can go anywhere Friends to know And ways to grow A Reading Rainbow I can be anything Take a look It's in a book A Reading Rainbow A Reading Rainbow...lol....pd

  1. Date: 10/3/2012 1:26:00 AM

    If you'll excuse me... i... need to go.... smurf myself......

  1. Date: 7/3/2012 1:42:00 PM

    Just a guess, but ... um.... did blue balls give you this idea or a dream? LOL! Hope you are doing well, Cyndi

    Aechtner Avatar Chris D. Aechtner Date: 7/4/2012 1:06:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    This was just me being myself in a different way. Blue balls? Nah, it's deeper than that, just in a sillier version this time. As for dreams, well, I always have dreams.
  1. Date: 6/28/2012 8:28:00 AM

    glad my daughter doesn't know about this alternate meaning of smurfing! lol :) entertaining write

  1. Date: 6/25/2012 3:14:00 AM

    **This comment has been found to be in violation of H.R. 3261, S.O.P.A. and will be removed immediately**

    R. Avatar G. R. Date: 6/25/2012 3:14:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    : ) :0
  1. Date: 6/24/2012 7:18:00 AM

    So yesterday I was going thru clothes and odds and ends items and I stumbled upon my old SMURF T-shirt...I chuckled and thot'--gotta go back and read Chris's silly rendition of smurf sensuality! You are a piece of work, kid! This is too much fun to bear! ....ps..soup mail'd you yesterday...if u get time, check 'er out! gwendolen

  1. Date: 6/22/2012 10:43:00 PM

    Oh my gosh I love it!!! The smurf cartoon needed you as a writer, I like your imagery.

  1. Date: 6/21/2012 9:46:00 PM

    Soup Mail!

  1. Date: 6/21/2012 12:24:00 PM

    Hey Chris, I tried that already and now my member avatar isn't showing, as well as some other poets..it says that it's pending request when I try logging on!!! smh

  1. Date: 6/21/2012 3:07:00 AM

    Chris, congratulations you passed the test first time...David

  1. Date: 6/21/2012 1:20:00 AM

    Thnx, Chris, for my placement in your contest. You are so smurfing smurf!..nice one..:) Jag

  1. Date: 6/21/2012 12:48:00 AM

    CHRIS R U N PD'S BLOG...WHERE U AT!

  1. Date: 6/20/2012 11:22:00 PM

    Oh!!!! I was blushing until I read the word Goddess! I should change my avatar anyways! : ) Now, who's the victim? Only you can use the smurfs in a poem! In Spanish they're The Pitufos! : ) Do you know that they originally represent the seven deadly sins? And what about Gargamel's robe? : ) Ruben

    Courtney Avatar Ruth Courtney Date: 6/22/2012 10:50:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    yes Ruben O they did form around seven deadly sins and papa smurf was kind of saintian trying to deal with how the sins were passed tried and held but those little sins just kept multiplying. Gargamels robe originally was a weapon for God to hold the sins away or to but then they hired a professional writter and we got a smurfette instead.
  1. Date: 6/20/2012 7:45:00 PM

    Soup Mail!

  1. Date: 6/20/2012 3:04:00 AM

    Okay, you no longer need a blog, Mr. Smurfy Mc Nutt! There is a whole smurfin' blog neath this poem...I find the comments almost as intriguing as these lil Blue Men you write of...I think I shall rename my blue berries for breakfast Smurfberries in honor of this historic epic write...Did your mum ever say you were "different" than the other children in kindergarten?...hahhahahh

  1. Date: 6/19/2012 5:59:00 PM

    hahaha, well, if I was not completely sure what smurfing was before, the quote from the song certainly let me know!! What got you to doing this one, Chris? Quite fun. And in answer to the question, I'm all smurfed out these days.

  1. Date: 6/19/2012 11:18:00 AM

    Eep! Back here... Oops! Wrong verb and wrong small people (i mean I recall it sounded like oompa loompas) now I remember. I meant leerloompaloomping... :D

  1. Date: 6/19/2012 10:55:00 AM

    Oh little boy Smurfy blue-ooh, eye am up for some smashifurfing smurfin' ;p! Haha so are you really Poet Smurf? I love that "Fra lalala" part-- just smurferrific! Hehe thanks to you, I will never look at Smurfs the same way ever. Again. Haha! What a smurfahmazing fun write! Oh btw, I just have to ask.... which is more fun, smurfing or loompa-loomping? lol :D

  1. Date: 6/18/2012 10:43:00 PM

    Smurf it.....the fralalala part is the destination...good one! @ Christine, Lmao she like just get to smurfing.

  1. Date: 6/18/2012 4:34:00 PM

    That was smurftacular got me feelin all warn and smurfy lol

  1. Date: 6/18/2012 3:14:00 PM

    I honestly had NO CLUE what your title meant because I heard the word smurf before but never knew what it meant and you're such an awesome poet I knew I wouldn't regret reading it. I knew a girl named Smurf and then the way you smurf it in the poem leads me to believe you just have to let your smurfination smurf and this poem has smurfed me to this smurfclusion. FAV'd <3

    Insignificant Avatar Comfortably Insignificant Date: 6/18/2012 6:30:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    HAHAHA 3 apples high YOU, dear Chris, are funny. Subtle jokes are the funniest to me. Yes I did know a girl nicknamed Smurf from my middle school band
    INK-U-SCRIPT Avatar Pace INK-U-SCRIPT Date: 6/18/2012 6:27:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    He said three apples high!!! Wow..too funny!!!
    Aechtner Avatar Chris D. Aechtner Date: 6/18/2012 3:49:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Shucks, you're words are too kind, and especially the 'Fav'. You knew a girl named 'Smurf'? Have you ever seen those little blue people about 3 apples high? I like your take on smurfination and smurfclusion.
  1. Date: 6/18/2012 2:43:00 PM

    LOL!!! Eye, eye let's smurf the night away...but will the test-drive reveal a NIN?

    Ueri Avatar Christine Ueri Date: 10/21/2012 2:00:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    401601 :P, come...come have some thigh...
    Aechtner Avatar Chris D. Aechtner Date: 8/29/2012 4:49:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Oh, let me have a taste of those thighs--I mean, apples~!
    Ueri Avatar Christine Ueri Date: 8/29/2012 4:00:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I brought some apples! :) shhhh! Lol!
    Ueri Avatar Christine Ueri Date: 7/12/2012 10:12:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Ohhh...you are smurfing smurfilicious...no wonder I fudged the numbers the other night...haha! I love you more!
    Aechtner Avatar Chris D. Aechtner Date: 7/9/2012 7:53:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    You are a strong, passionate, beautiful and wild woman. I absolutely adore you.
    Ueri Avatar Christine Ueri Date: 6/28/2012 6:44:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I just keep going *meow* *roarrrrrrr* *purr* *purr* *purr*.... amazing!
    Aechtner Avatar Chris D. Aechtner Date: 6/26/2012 9:09:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    *purrrrrrr* I am still rushing, my belly won't stop rushing....it stays unblocked, stays open, continually....
    Ueri Avatar Christine Ueri Date: 6/25/2012 2:41:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    *purr* *purr* *purr* ...
    Aechtner Avatar Chris D. Aechtner Date: 6/21/2012 9:34:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I am fashioning your knickers right now. They make me feel feminine and kinky, bringing out the woman within me.
    Ueri Avatar Christine Ueri Date: 6/21/2012 1:09:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I still can' find my knickers...wonder what Chris did with them. *Takes a bite from one of those delicious golden apples up there.*
    ML Avatar Scribe ML Date: 6/21/2012 12:47:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    LMAO...U R HILARIOUS LADY!
    Aechtner Avatar Chris D. Aechtner Date: 6/18/2012 3:45:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Haha! Wow, I've been told....
    Ueri Avatar Christine Ueri Date: 6/18/2012 3:12:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    shh...too much talking and too little smurfing!
    Aechtner Avatar Chris D. Aechtner Date: 6/18/2012 3:05:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Good smurfing question! I mean, the interpretation of NIN is so ambiguous to begin with. On the one angle, if a NIN "sprung" into action where there never was supposed to be a NIN at all....not even a three inch nail for that matter, well this could make for a very awkward smurfing situation, and another reinforcement that test-driving the smurfandise before marriage is actually a good idea for people to do!
  1. Date: 6/18/2012 2:24:00 PM

    I'm sure you got this iidea from the ads that's on the top of the screen..very clever write here Chris..smurfaway!!

    INK-U-SCRIPT Avatar Pace INK-U-SCRIPT Date: 6/18/2012 2:49:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    lmao!!!
    Aechtner Avatar Chris D. Aechtner Date: 6/18/2012 2:28:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I think the ads are sometimes different depending on where our servers/I.P. addresses are located....cuz the ad that I have above this poem right now is very weird when applied to your comment!!
    Aechtner Avatar Chris D. Aechtner Date: 6/18/2012 2:26:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Oooops! The reply jumped up here, but it applies the same to you anyway. Smurfaway....lol :D
    Aechtner Avatar Chris D. Aechtner Date: 6/18/2012 2:24:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Peace and many, many blessings right back at you, Sir!
  1. Date: 6/18/2012 2:16:00 PM

    The title alone made me laugh! Can't begin to tell you how many times I have been called that! Peace and many many blessing to you Sir!

    Aechtner Avatar Chris D. Aechtner Date: 6/18/2012 2:29:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Peace and many, many blessings right back at you, Sir!
  1. Date: 6/18/2012 1:58:00 PM

    Yes I want to smurf as long as you call me smufette and love me dress in blue, papa smurf would be so proud, xxxxlol vie

    Aechtner Avatar Chris D. Aechtner Date: 6/18/2012 2:24:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Oh my! It's working that fast!? King Solomon WAS right! I should have listened to him a long time ago!