....think eye am going to take the age-old, more direct approach of,
"Do you want to smurf?"
There's a lot of good to be said 'bout smurfiquette,
marriage before smurfing,
the intricate games that can be played,
but a lot of the time, people just wanna smurf,
test-drive the smurfandise;
and by not being direct enough,
a lot of possibly wholesome smurfing never smurfs itself into smurfeation.
It can't hurt to try?
You're so smurfing smurf,
your smurf is smurfilicious!
Right now eye can't imagine a smurfing better fit,
eye want to drink you like smurf-berry juice.
Have eye ever told you how you're a smurfing Goddess?
For all that it's worf,
eye believe we were put upon this earf,
so the two of us can get down, get dirty, and smurf!
Just like Papa Smurf Reznor said:
"Eye want to smurf you like an animal,
feel you from the inside,
you smurfing bring me closer to God."
Fra la lalalala la la la lala la,
fra la lalalala la la la lala laaaaAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Let's smurf like there's no smurfing tomorrow,
as if there's no time left to borrow.
So, what do you say?
You want to smurf?
June 18th, 2012