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I Think My Brother's A Werewolf

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I Think My Brother's A Werewolf

I think my brother’s a werewolf!

It’s hard to believe but so true!

At dusk he is like a great beast!

He’s hairy and scary; bearded too!


He’s never around in the daytime.

He sneaks out with a creepy girl.

I have a feeling that someday,

she’ll eat his gross flesh... and then hurl!


I see red bumps on his forehead

that count the days ‘till a full moon.

I sure hope he’s not contagious!

Or I’ll be a werewolf quite soon!


Scratching his head doing homework!

Wetting his bed while he’s asleep!

These are just a few of the signs

proving that he’s a monstrous creep!


I went to my mother and told her

about my brother superbly.

Then she giggled and simply said,

“Dear, he’s going through puberty!”

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  1. Date: 11/6/2013 9:11:00 PM

    Jacob, congratulations..... Love ~~SKAT~~

  1. Date: 11/5/2013 11:29:00 PM

    Jacob, Congratulations on your win... awesome Teenager Entertainment poem.... always~ LINDA

    Cramer Avatar Jacob Cramer Date: 12/3/2013 5:13:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks... but just saying I came in last. :(
  1. Date: 11/2/2013 9:20:00 PM

    And some girl is going to think he's a handsome hunk. Great writing. I enjoyed. Love, Joyce

  1. Date: 11/2/2013 3:36:00 PM

    lol...love the ending, it made the piece all that much more humorous...congrats on your win :)

  1. Date: 1/6/2013 7:43:00 AM

    I'd like to meet your brother. (in the daytime)

  1. Date: 12/25/2012 8:14:00 AM

    very funny... maybe you can tame him with a steak... terry

  1. Date: 12/1/2012 7:04:00 PM

    Awesome....

  1. Date: 11/29/2012 3:47:00 PM

    I always thought with so many myths there had to be a grain of truth! becareful ;) Light & Love

  1. Date: 11/27/2012 9:29:00 PM

    Jacob, congratulations with your featured poem of the week. Keep the good verses coming... take care & good night :-) PD

  1. Date: 11/27/2012 3:53:00 PM

    This is great! You had me laughing out loud.

  1. Date: 11/26/2012 9:28:00 PM

    Hahahahaha tooo funny good write!!!

  1. Date: 11/26/2012 11:57:00 AM

    Funny!! Clever!! Great poem!!

  1. Date: 9/26/2012 2:30:00 PM

    Ha ha ha ha ha!!! I love it! I don't think your brother will or his girlfriend if thats who youre referring to. It's so good and so halarious. I can't stop laughing! Good job!

  1. Date: 6/28/2012 11:46:00 AM

    I think my oldest son is going through that stage right now. Do you think you could invent a tonic that could cure him real fast of the werewolf syndrome? Good write. I too would like to know how old you are.

  1. Date: 6/25/2012 5:58:00 PM

    Now this poem IS getting published OR won a contest...am I right? A large contest somewhere else? I am curious your age bc if you are a young poet and u are already writing this well,....watch out world, there's a new and upcoming poet on the beat! So thrilled for your recent successes AND for launching a very hip website...It's hip to be a square! That's what Sesame Street says...lol. Adios and PLEASE KEEP ALL OF US UP TO SPEED ON YOUR ENDEAVORS....we want to celebrate anything positve going on in your writing. gwendolen

  1. Date: 6/19/2012 6:47:00 PM

    What a great start to your advenutre here on Soup! Somewhat wild and crazy but you hit the spot with the fun. I enjoyed this and also thank you for your kind words at my site. Luv, Elizabeth

  1. Date: 6/19/2012 5:32:00 AM

    I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS!!!!!JUST MAKE MY DAY!!!GOOD ONE,JACOB!....

    Tan Avatar Melanie Tan Date: 6/19/2012 5:34:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    WAIT~~Jacob,you have the SAME NAME like the JACOB in Twilight!! He is the werewolf!,, (^,^)V
  1. Date: 6/19/2012 2:48:00 AM

    Lmao!!! Love it!! Love it!! Love it!!! Excellent piece of art here Jacob!!

  1. Date: 6/17/2012 5:47:00 AM

    Welcome to P-Soup Jacob, you have a unique and funny poem here - like it a lot. - Well done! - Thank you for visit and comments my poem. - I write just for fun and like to write "happy" poems - and share it with those who want to read it. - Have a lovely Sunday and welcome back to mine poems. - oxox love from Norway and me Anne-Lise

  1. Date: 6/16/2012 10:51:00 PM

    How could one be so mistaken?! You had me with the title! Clever and sure to please some teenie boppers too! ( I'm a big kid at heart, so I qualify here! ) Stop over and visit The Polite Ground Hog over at my page...Oh, and allow me to roll out the red carpet and welcome u to the funnest bestest craziest insaniest place for poetry on earth! Gwendolen

  1. Date: 6/16/2012 6:36:00 PM

    Jacob, lol.... i love this... that explains my teenage sons... xox...xox...pd