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The Benefits Of Being Single

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The Benefits Of Being Single

A horrible smell pervades the air,
It really is quite freaky,
It's time for my monthly underwear change,
Perhaps I should change it to weekly.

Or is weekly too much, I think it might be,
Perhaps I should do it fortnightly,
Because using those chemicals that might harm the earth
Isn't something that I take that lightly.

As I peel off my boxers they crackle and creak,
You could cut through the smell with a knife,
I'm single, I know it's hard to believe,
But I just don't want that trouble and strife.

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  1. Date: 6/20/2012 3:43:00 PM

    hope you didn't have to use a crowbar,lol,live the life you love,great write Simon

  1. Date: 6/15/2012 6:07:00 AM

    Ha ha you must be a brit , love it, very funny. xx soup mail

  1. Date: 6/14/2012 4:00:00 AM

    ...lol....men....one time in the month....?..... - well done Simon....-oxox Anne-Lise

    Henderson Avatar Simon Henderson Date: 6/14/2012 4:44:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Cheers anne-lise.....glad ya liked it.....its not about me.....i dont wear undies :-P