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I Do Not Want Eggs - Do Not Like Eggs

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I Do Not Want Eggs - Do Not Like Eggs

                       




                        Little Laila was on overnight visits to Grandma
                   Early in the morning Grandma made Sunday breakfast
                     Little Laila came into the kitchen where the smell of
                freshly cooked coffee, freshly baked bread....and "boiled egg"
                  Little Laila does not like eggs....and says to her Grandma
                             "I do not want eggs - do not like eggs"
                                But Grandma had not boiled eggs
                             she had farted and it smelled like eggs
                                     Grandma got a good laugh
                
                              And I hope you will laugh at this too.... :)








True story
09.06.2012
Anne-Lise Andresen :)


(5th in the contest)

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  1. Date: 11/25/2012 5:16:00 PM

    What a cute surprise ending! One good egg poem deserves another! LOL Yours was funny... love and hugs, Jack xox

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen Date: 11/26/2012 12:47:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Jack, thank you for visit and comments my poem. - oxox love Anne-Lise
  1. Date: 11/15/2012 6:59:00 AM

    I guess little Laila got a surprise uh? This did make me laugh, when I got to the end. Thanks Anne for sharing. :-)

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen Date: 11/15/2012 10:08:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Lillie, thank you for visit and comments my poem. - oxox love Anne-Lise
  1. Date: 10/15/2012 5:45:00 AM

    Anne-Lise yep two of a kind, I like this,,,David

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen Date: 10/15/2012 5:47:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    David, thank you for visit and comments my poem. - oxox love Anne-Lise
  1. Date: 8/9/2012 4:57:00 AM

    ANNE; This was one to laugh at. Did you ever here of green eggs and ham . Thanks for sharing. Lucilla

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen Date: 8/9/2012 5:02:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Green egg and ham ?no... - Thank you for visit and laugh Lucilla. - oxox love Anne-Lise
  1. Date: 7/24/2012 7:42:00 AM

    good one.

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen Date: 7/24/2012 10:07:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Kenisha, thank you for visit and comments my poem. - oxox love Anne-Lise
  1. Date: 7/18/2012 1:51:00 PM

    cute poem , have fun on vacation Turkey is a wonerous place. Are you on a farm, in a hotel or in the desert? watch out for tornadoes if your by the wind farm

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen Date: 7/18/2012 3:23:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Ruth, thank you for visit and comments my poem.....comming home tomorrow. - oxox love Anne-Lise
  1. Date: 6/21/2012 4:21:00 PM

    I know that I commented on this work but my comment is gone..I remember the humor in it because of PD's recent contest..Congrats on your win..Enjoyed reading..Sara

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen Date: 6/22/2012 12:36:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Always welcome Sara, thank you for congrats. - oxox love Anne-Lise
  1. Date: 6/19/2012 1:47:00 PM

    LOL..deadly! Congrad's on Your Win Light & Love

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen Date: 6/19/2012 1:49:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Debbie, thank you for congrats. - oxox love Anne-Lise
  1. Date: 6/19/2012 2:58:00 AM

    Poor Laila, she must be traumatized after that experience. And her grandma ...well, I'd laugh too if I were her. Congrats on your win!

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen Date: 6/19/2012 4:14:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Vicky, thank you for smile, visit and congrats. - oxox love Anne-Lise
  1. Date: 6/19/2012 1:52:00 AM

    Anne-Lise congrats on your win, is Arild ok or have I just been missing his writes?...David

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen Date: 6/19/2012 1:56:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    David, thank you - (Arild is ok. - no writes)- oxox Anne-Lise
  1. Date: 6/18/2012 12:17:00 PM

    Hey, let's meet in Paris over some green eggs and ham to celebrate this awesome victory! Whatdya say, granny?...congrats to u--oh, happy day! It is fun to see your name on the winner's list, but it is even more fun and enjoyable to see your friends who have been working so hard too! Love ya girlie. Gwendolen

    Courtney Avatar Ruth Courtney Date: 7/18/2012 1:53:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I love these contests Eggs, Monopoly, stars I bet there hard to judge
    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen Date: 6/18/2012 1:02:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Gwen, thank you. - oxox love Anne-Lise
  1. Date: 6/18/2012 11:18:00 AM

    Congratulations on your win in Susan's "Eggs" contest Anne Lise. Love, Carol

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen Date: 6/18/2012 11:47:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Carol, thank you. - oxox love Anne-Lise
  1. Date: 6/18/2012 10:43:00 AM

    Hey grandma I see you won in this contest...woohooo way to go. See I told you, that you should enter contest more often...isn't it fun!!! Well I really enjoyed this funny little poem....BIG CONGRATS...:)

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen Date: 6/18/2012 10:55:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thank you my grandson....I did not know it....had to check.... - hug from grandma :)
  1. Date: 6/17/2012 9:27:00 AM

    '' we can see a thousand miracles around us everyday .what is more supernatural than an egg yolk turning into a chicken ?''.i cannot laugh .true .but so sad as a talented poetess like you think it as a joke .sorry .jk

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen Date: 6/17/2012 10:38:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    jk. - thank you for visit and comments. - oxox love Anne-Lise
  1. Date: 6/15/2012 7:06:00 AM

    Thank you for sharing this, i truly like true stories, they are truly life experiences.Also thank you for your comments and views appreciate these comments tremondously. Going to soon have picture and frames from our poetry and library for simplyspiritual20@hotmail.com They are part of an exclusive series of litho's, Thesepaintings are all different n carry the words of the Father, only 25 made and then on to naother series of paintings, God bless

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen Date: 6/15/2012 9:10:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Robert, thank you for visit and comments my poem. - oxox love Anne-Lise
  1. Date: 6/13/2012 12:07:00 PM

    Hilarious, caught me off guard and had me laughing for awhile. Thanks for sharing Anne.

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen Date: 6/13/2012 12:19:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Tim, thank you for smile, visit and comments my poem. - oxox love Anne-Lise
  1. Date: 6/13/2012 8:11:00 AM

    Yes, I AM laughing at this! Although I would NEVER do such a disgusting thing (yeah, right) Thanks for making my day!

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen Date: 6/13/2012 9:33:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Tim, thank you for smile, visit and comments my poem. - oxox love Anne-Lise
  1. Date: 6/13/2012 5:36:00 AM

    LOL,,,yes and we know them boiled egg farts are not too nice,,,,thanks for the laugh as i start my morning,,,have a good day,,,love debra

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen Date: 6/13/2012 6:13:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Debra, thank you for smile, visit and comments my poem. - oxox love Anne-Lise
  1. Date: 6/12/2012 2:35:00 PM

    Hee hee hee!!! I LOVE it! God bless Laila and her Grandma... Best wishes, Keith

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen Date: 6/12/2012 3:05:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Keith, thank you for smile, visit and comments my poem. - oxox love Anne-Lise
  1. Date: 6/12/2012 2:01:00 PM

    Ha! Oh, you pulled me in with that one!! Kinda like "pull my finger" Funny...Tanya And thank you for your comments!

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen Date: 6/12/2012 2:07:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Tanya, thank you for smile, visit and comments my poem - oxox love Anne-Lise
  1. Date: 6/12/2012 12:58:00 PM

    LOL. Cute write...

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen Date: 6/12/2012 1:00:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Carol, thank you for smile, visit and comments my poem. - oxox love Anne-Lise
  1. Date: 6/12/2012 11:55:00 AM

    Hahaha..........., enjoyed and laughed certainly. Loved always, bl

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen Date: 6/12/2012 11:58:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    bl. - thank you for smile, visit and comments my poem. - oxox love Anne-Lise
  1. Date: 6/12/2012 10:36:00 AM

    Wonderful humor. I can recall, back in the 30s when I was a little kid, the eggs were not usually as fresh as they should have been. They didn't taste good, and, yes, smelled like a fart. Love it. daver

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen Date: 6/12/2012 10:54:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Daver, thank you for smile, visit and comments my poem to day. - oxox love Anne-Lise
  1. Date: 6/12/2012 10:04:00 AM

    sending waffles along your way, anne!... happy day and hugggs! :)

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen Date: 6/12/2012 10:53:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    OK. nette.......................
  1. Date: 6/12/2012 6:01:00 AM

    This is real country humor. Boiled eggs can smell pretty bad. Thanks for a giggle to start my day. God Bless, JB Ps Sorry haven't been around much. My puter is really acting up. Really slow, skips lines and puts the bottom line in the middle of a previous sentence and freezes up.

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen Date: 6/12/2012 7:15:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Judy, thank you for visit and comments my poem. - oxox love Anne-Lise
  1. Date: 6/12/2012 4:43:00 AM

    Unusual humour twist at the end which made me smile... the initial words had me thinking of dr zuess ham and eggs ... cheers

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen Date: 6/12/2012 4:45:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Karen, thank you for smile, visit and comments on my poem. - oxoxo love Anne-Lise
  1. Date: 6/11/2012 3:18:00 PM

    that's a humorous story, I enjoyed reading it.God bless you.Hugs!Erich

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen Date: 6/12/2012 3:25:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Erich, thank you for visit and comments my poem. - oxox love Anne-Lise
  1. Date: 6/11/2012 5:41:00 AM

    that is too funny. Great poem

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen Date: 6/11/2012 5:50:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Laurel, thank you for smile, visit and comments on my poem. - oxox love Anne-Lise
  1. Date: 6/11/2012 5:41:00 AM

    that is too funny. Great poem

  1. Date: 6/11/2012 2:21:00 AM

    i don;t like eggs a lot to, anne.... except when whipped with waffles!... have grreaat day!..:) huggs!

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen Date: 6/11/2012 2:59:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Nette, have a great day you to. - oxox love Anne-Lise
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