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Idle Hands

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Below is the poem entitled Idle Hands which was written by poet Caleb Smith. Please feel free to comment on this poem. However, please remember, PoetrySoup is a place of encouragement and growth.

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Idle Hands

There once was a man named Dan,
who lived by the lake in a van.
     Most girls stayed away.
     What more can I say?
His affection went to his hand.

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  1. Date: 2/28/2013 12:27:00 PM
    Hahaha okay, you had me laughing out loud with this one. I got some weird looks from people around me. Thanks! :P

  1. Date: 11/21/2012 9:01:00 PM
    Caleb,, Stopping by to greet you and every other soup poet, with a special thank you comment, during this wonderful Thanksgiving season. Hope you do not mind the time I am taking to express my sincere appreciation for any support you have offered during the years, or time you have been here on the soup. I am deeply thankful and extend to you my best wishes for a happy and healthy Poetic Magical Thanksgiving Day. *Always & Forever, the Poet Destroyer; -*

  1. Date: 6/20/2012 1:39:00 AM
    ha HA

  1. Date: 6/12/2012 1:01:00 PM
    Congratulations on your win in P.D.'s "Limerick Fun, Limerick Crazy" contest Caleb. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 6/11/2012 9:03:00 PM
    Congrats, Caleb. Excellent. Nice going. Ralph

  1. Date: 6/11/2012 1:25:00 PM
    Hi Caleb, , a super congrats in my contest... I had lots of giggles reading all my entries,..xox~pd

  1. Date: 6/6/2012 7:08:00 AM
    I am sure the Lord loves a good limerick just like the rest of us. Mike

  1. Date: 6/6/2012 2:23:00 AM
    Caleb, very good, bawdy as should be, ..David

  1. Date: 6/5/2012 8:45:00 PM
    Caleb, lol.... ouch,,, the hand says it all... good one...pd

  1. Date: 6/5/2012 6:16:00 PM
    Hilarious!!! Awesome Limerick

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    Date: 6/5/2012 6:51:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Not too much for the soup? awesome...thank you!