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Dirty words

A young cunnilinguist in Chichester
Delighted his girl as he kissed her
His sweet talk was great 
But she could not but wait
‘Till he showed her his latest tonguetwister

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  1. Dietrich Avatar
    Andrea Dietrich
    Date: 12/20/2012 9:40:00 PM
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    this is a cool limerick, Bas.
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    Carol Sunshine Brown
    Date: 6/12/2012 12:58:00 PM
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    Congratulations on your win in P.D.'s "Limerick Fun, Limerick Crazy" contest Bas. Love, Carol

    Holzhaus Avatar Bas Holzhaus Date: 12/21/2012 4:34:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Carol, hope to be back soon with more.
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    RALPH TAYLOR
    Date: 6/11/2012 8:48:00 PM
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    Congrats, Bas. Outstanding. Kudos. Ralph

    Holzhaus Avatar Bas Holzhaus Date: 12/21/2012 4:34:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Ralph.
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    Poet Destroyer A
    Date: 6/11/2012 1:22:00 PM
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    Bas, a super congrats in my contest... I had lots of giggles reading all my entries,..xox~pd
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    mike dailey
    Date: 6/6/2012 7:12:00 AM
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    Nice use of rhyme - I liked the flow of this one Mike

    Holzhaus Avatar Bas Holzhaus Date: 12/21/2012 4:42:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Mike. And yes, I think flow/metre is essential in a limerick.
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    Poet Destroyer A
    Date: 6/5/2012 8:42:00 PM
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    BAS, awe, i like the tongue twister taste.. awesome passionate limerick,,pd
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    Terry O'Leary
    Date: 6/5/2012 3:14:00 PM
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    I'm speechless... pussy's got my tongue... Terry
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    Owen Yeates
    Date: 6/5/2012 12:55:00 PM
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    Hi Bas first time for me to read your stuff, i like this limerick very clever, will br back to read more soon, all the best Owen

    Holzhaus Avatar Bas Holzhaus Date: 6/5/2012 2:28:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Owen, I'm not so regular a contributor as I would like to be. Much of my poetry is originally in Dutch and it's hard to translate puns and wordplay from one language to another. However, I try.