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 I knew a man with a sailors hat
Fat and chubby, smelled like a rat
         kissed him out of stupidity,
         now he's down on one knee,
Somebody give me a baseball bat!

6-4-12
         

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  1. Date: 4/3/2013 6:19:00 AM

    Lol I like this one, good one.

  1. Date: 8/5/2012 3:05:00 AM

    careful of the friends you keep, lovers rats n sometimes sheep, if your in New Zealand, sometimes weep, but im only joking, heaps....

  1. Date: 6/20/2012 9:46:00 AM

    very amusing limerick grats on your placement

  1. Date: 6/12/2012 1:21:00 PM

    Congratulations on your win!!! Terry

  1. Date: 6/12/2012 12:57:00 PM

    Congratulations on your win in P.D.'s "Limerick Fun, Limerick Crazy" contest SandyIvy. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 6/12/2012 7:10:00 AM

    Congratulations on your super win in Nathan's "Limerick Race" contest SandyIvy. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 6/12/2012 2:43:00 AM

    SandyIvy congrats on your great win..David

  1. Date: 6/12/2012 2:20:00 AM

    Big Congrats love it xx

  1. Date: 6/11/2012 9:50:00 PM

    Waaaaaaaaaa hahahhahah! So funny, Sandy! Congratulations on your win in Nathan's Contest! Ruben

  1. Date: 6/11/2012 9:30:00 PM

    Congratulations, SandyIvy. It's got a cute ending of exasperation!!

  1. Date: 6/11/2012 8:45:00 PM

    Congrats, Sandy. Excellent. Nice going. Kudos. Ralph

  1. Date: 6/11/2012 5:59:00 PM

    Good one - congrats.

  1. Date: 6/11/2012 4:52:00 PM

    Cute one..Got a chuckle..Congrats on your win..Sara

  1. Date: 6/11/2012 1:41:00 PM

    Congrats on a funny limerick... :) Gwendolen

  1. Date: 6/11/2012 1:21:00 PM

    SanID, wow! again,,,, a super congrats in my contest... I had lots of giggles reading all my entries,..xox~pd

  1. Date: 6/11/2012 12:28:00 PM

    SANDY, CONGRATS ON YOUR AWESOME WIN,,, XOX~PD

  1. Date: 6/6/2012 7:19:00 PM

    people that live in glass houses...

  1. Date: 6/6/2012 6:42:00 PM

    Oie, a simple 'sail away' might work, Sandy? Sounds like he's smitten though. Best wishes, Mikki

  1. Date: 6/5/2012 8:43:00 AM

    Nice thought

  1. Date: 6/4/2012 8:35:00 PM

    if you can kiss a rat , you deserve that.